Me Every Morning - Tumblr Posts

Having never developed feathercare technology, Snowy Egrets live with a perpetual case of bedhead. Unfortunately for these ruffled wading birds other species refuse to loan out combs, brushes, and oils to properly style their feathers. Theories as to why range from simple impracticality (hummingbird feathercare tools are grossly inadequate) to other birds just being massive assholes (ducks).

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

girls be like . ooh new bruise

"mom's not home, you know what that means" walks around the house talking to the imaginary audience for three hours straight