Michael Kaiser - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
i have a thing for kaiser…
i hope he doesn’t see this im shy
Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (#1)
Isagi to Kaiser: sometimes I really wanna tear your throat out and hang it on my wall as a trophy
Shidou and Kaiser simultaneously: Oooo kinky
Rin: wtf is wrong with you people
Sae: you'll get use to it eventually
Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (#2)
Bachira: if someone proposes to Isagi without my permission they're going to die
Rin slowly hiding the ring he just bought: agreed
Aryu: After we put them through excruciatingly glam torcher that is
Rin starting to sweat nervously: mhmm don't forget that part...
Sae noticing his brothers nervousness: and banning them from participating in any soccer game, ever
Rin slowly backing out of the room: yep, totally..
Kaiser strutting into the room: guess who just got engaged to the one and only Isagi Yoichi you losers
Rin, mumbling: rest in pieces you brave fool
Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (#4)
Isagi who has just been woken up: F**K you, f**k your mum, f**K your mother's mum and every other mum that has mummed!
Bachira tearing up: but you said to wake you up at 9am
Isagi realising who woke him: oh my goodness, not you darling, I was talking about Kaiser, I would never curse your lineage of mums
Kaiser standing at the door: fuck your mum's too ig
Isagi grinning: Ikr they're a**h***s
Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (7)
Shidou, Karasu, Kaiser & Bachira at 2:30am: Know what to do every time you have a horrible day, I'll eat that sausage all day like it-
Rin, Barou & Isagi slamming their doors open: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP ALREADY
Otoya putting on 'Welcome to the internet': now for the outro ;)
Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (9)
Isagi, through gritted teeth: your brother and daddy issues are showing Rin
Rin who's staring him down in the middle of the field: I hope you die before you reach nationals
Isagi gasping: you did not just go there-
Bachira: omg he just went there
Kaiser: would the both of you stop flirting already and get on with the match, Shidous going to get blue balls
Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (10)
*Isagi choking Kaiser out after he made a perverted comment*
Kaiser: hel..p me-
Sae who was just walking by: you're on your own you perverted blueberry
Ness: ooo can I have a turn? Ive been practicing :)
I feel like it has something to do with his need of validation —since he didn't get that from when he was a kid— and Kaiser on the try outs technically entertained Ness's "magic" and ever since then he's been relying on that
Then when Kaiser put his attention on Isagi, Kaiser didn't pay that much attention to Ness anymore, I mean it was still there, but not that much ig?
I feel like Ness misunderstood what Kaiser meant when he said Ness isn't enough for him, he probably thought that he's going to be left alone again and you know how he was when he was losing on the BM try outs, man was breaking down badly
also I just realized that maybe he just doesn't wanna go back to his family that doesn't care about his imagination and just wants to stay in his fantasy land with Kaiser
Nways that's my take on this😔✋🎀
I wonder if Ness is still going to blame Isagi for everything.
I kinda never understood Ness's obsession for Kaiser. Like, Reo's obsession for Nagi is rather understandable—there are very clear reasons for it, but for this magician, I can't see anything with clarity. Honestly, to be precise, I'm rather confused about whether Ness is obsessed with Kaiser or he is obsessed with the magic Kaiser brings into his life.
You see, after finding out about Soccer, this sport became synonymous with magic for Ness. And we all saw what happened in the BM's tryouts—he was on the verge of completely losing his faith in his magic when Kaiser came into his life as a knight in shining armour, which got me wondering if Ness actually fears that history will repeat itself if Kaiser isn't there with him anymore.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not the smartest person in the world—I never understood and still can't understand why was Ness even so pissed off with Isagi in the first place.
I've went back and forth through the chapter where Ness first said, "Damn you, Yoichi!" and I'm just not able to understand what ticked him off so much. Yes, I understand he said something along the lines of, "This is the first time Kaiser is so riled up because of someone other than me."
...and?
I mean, so what if Kaiser was riled up because of someone else? Why was Ness so mad about it? Was he fearing something? What was it? Did he think Isagi was going to take his place or something? But what Ness is to Kaiser is very different from what Isagi is to Kaiser.
I just can't understand.
Like, he praises and praises and praises Kaiser—he makes and keeps him like he's the top of the whole world.
But for what? Huh?
Why exactly does Ness need Kaiser so much in his life?
Without knowing the answers to these questions, I can never say anything with 100% confidence about this duo.
Also, I kinda found this weird:
Kaiser never said that Ness isn't enough for him—he simply said that he doesn't need him anymore. So, why is he trying so hard to show his abilities to him? Hm?