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Yall.
Yall please use harpy ai theres no filter and I'm being serious on this, I had sex with midori and he called me his little rabbit,i am the happiest man alive right now.
yooo happy 6th anniversary yttd (spoilers)

I saw nankidais newest art and said "what if ideas these little stupid bastards
Anyways since its a special occasion,take some yttd head cannons:
-midori likes spooking people by spinning his head around like an owl
-shin had like a 5 month period of time where the only thing he ate was instant ramen and monster energy drinks
-if shin chugged an energy drink he'd evaporate
-shins footsteps sound like little tip taps
-midori likes to randomly bite people, not even love bites just full on CRUNCH.
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I only did shin and midori because their my two faves and also fuck soushin me and my homies hate soushin (I seriously DID NOT just type homies.) This post better do good because none of my yttd posts do good lol

SORRRY FOR SPAMMING UR INBOX WITH RANDOM THINGS!! btw may i request sou (midori) hiyori x reader head canons with a bit of smut? and fluff! ty!!
AHHH! YES OFC! MY FIRST REQUEST!!!!
๐๐๐ โ๐๐๐โ๐/๐๐๐ป๐โ๐ ๐ ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ธ๐น โ๐ผ๐ธ๐ป๐ผโ โ๐ผ๐ธ๐ป โ๐ธโโ๐โ๐
๐๐ : ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐???, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐
-๐๐๐๐. ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐๐.
-๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ (๐๐'๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข) (๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐)
-๐๐ก๐๐๐๐๐: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐'๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐๐๐ "๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐!"
-๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
-๐๐๐ข ๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐, ๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐.
-๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐.
-๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐.
-๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ "๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐๐๐! " ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
-๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐, ๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ผ๐ธ๐ณ๐พ๐๐ธ.
-๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐! ๐ท๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ (๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.) (๐ฑ๐ข๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐)
-๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ (๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐.)
-๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐? ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐
-๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ (๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐)
-๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฝ๐
-๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐'๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐, ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ข๐๐๐๐๐.
-๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐!
-๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข! (๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐.)

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๐๐๐๐๐๐! ๐ผ๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐'๐ ๐ข๐๐๐! ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐! ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐!
hihi!! may i request another afab reader x sou (midori) hiyori head cannons again but with , smut... SORRYY!!! EUEHHHH ๐ญ
SORRY SO SORRY FOR REQUESTING AGAIN, I JUST UR BLOG AND HEAD CANONS EUWAHHH
more mid man ๐
HIYORI SOU (MIDORI) X AFAB READER
(TW!!:a mid man,midori likes "pillows",midori hating children, he doesnt blink, BLOOD AND GORE IN THE GIF, disembodied heart in gif, talk of gore, midoris insane,SERIOUSLY GORE IN THE GIF OKAY OKAY???)
-this bastard cannot deal with children at all, would threaten to throw one out the window.
-food dates are iffy for him because he's a doll, ain't got no stomach, like he's fine buying food for you, but like eating together???
-as I've states before,i genuinely don't think he blinks because he doesn't have eyelids (i know he has cannon sprites of his eyes closed but quiet.) So if you wake up in the middle of cuddling, his eyes are wide awake and glowing too.
-gets jealous EASILY if you hang out with like any of the other dolls, he's cocking his gun
-dont tug on the rat tail, seriously,if you do he gives you the million yard death stare.
-hes like a pitbull, really sweet but when you get on his nerves he's FERAL
-he constantly says he needs different pillow so he can lay his head on your chest.
-one year for valentines he showed up covered in blood and his something behind his back he told you to close your eyes and hold out your hands, you felt a beating noise when he put it in your hand and he told you to open you're eyes,he gave you a STILL BEATING heart, so romantic โค.

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Hehehe mid man the little mid man i love the little mid man โค
doddles from the whiteboard but with captions bc the words are kinda hard to read

He used a airhorn to scare shin ai (poor shin ai)

Dieded

GASP

Kurumada fucking drowns in nao's hair

Kurumada and his one fan (me)

Kaishin real

If kai has 100,000,000 fans, I'm one of them, if kai has 1 fan, it's me, if kai has no fans, I'm DEAD (#ร_ร)
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another secret charm design from last month! i was struck by the idea suddenly and was so happy i was able to achieve the vision!


ytthtrt (your turn to have the rat tail)
Opened YTTD subreddit. Seeing Botsun and Midori simps declaring the war meanwhile the woman gang rises up from the ashes. Closed Reddit.

you wouldnโt download a #sou hiyori.
I feel like Midori as Ginโs school councilor who offered to cure Ginโs autism can be used as a metaphor for how school councilling usually just makes kids problems worse
yttd characters testify in court










iโm mostly a greek myth blog but YTTD is also fun! if yโall followed for greek myth stuff iโm so sorry

Day 101: jeandoriโฆ.
YTTD SPOILERS BELOW!!
late to the party but Jeandori!

context behind the names: in my first YTTD play through i named him Missouri, and in the second Ulysses S. Grant. i have forgotten this numerous times and had to do a double take why the cast was enemies with a long dead union general
ย A parallel Iโve noticed between Shin and Midori is that theyโre both emotional people that try to come off as logical.
They pretend to be cold and calculated villains, theyโre both intelligent and can pose a threat to the other participants, but when it comes down to it most of their actions are motivated by fear (or just strong emotion in general). Shin is terrified of practically everyone around him and a lot of his plans stem from decisions made on impulse, and Hiyori is so paranoid about dying that heโs willing to sacrifice anyone to better his chance of survival, plus he has like 30 increasingly insane back-up plans for any given situation (remember how over-prepared he was for the banquet).
This incredibly intense fear of death is a common trait between them (which makes me wonder if one of them got it from the other), but they do kind of differ in the other emotions that motivate them. For Shin itโs either anger or care for others (by others I mean Kanna specifically and almost no one else), and for Midori itโs a more twisted version of that with the addition of some good olโ sadism.
But either way, both of them try to make themselves come off as uncaring and incapable of feeling fear because they see emotion as weakness. Which is a lot easier for Hiyori because the way he โcaresโ for people is already rooted in sadism, and a lot more difficult for Shin because his weird roundabout way of showing affection genuinely comes from the heart
So the conclusion is that theyโre Foils, but in the deeply horrifying way instead of the gay way

a sleepover except shin is too terrified to sleep and hiyori doesn't really need sleep so it's more like. an over
if u support @/dailymidori or @/otsu09, block me and do not interact with me
(tagz r so thiz can get across)
yknow, coming from someone in that friend group... u got kicked out for a reason, joking abt gambling and p3d0ph!l!a like itz nothing, talking abt sv!c!d3 when u arent even sv!c!d4l, and even almost gr00m!ng my friend, like, u rejected hiz offer to be his partner yet u still act all creepy if not straight up sexual towardz him, im sorry man, block me and send ur little friendz to tell me to d!e, i dont care anymore, but for the sake of my friendz and their wellbeings, i just had to say it, we all tried to, yet u just treated it like itz nothing, like a joke or some game, i do not want to start a digital war, i just want thiz to get through ur thick skull

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. MT TOXIC EX FRIEND HAD HIS FRIEND DRAW MIDORI BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. IM CRYING.

impulsive midori doodle to satiate me because i can't get my headcanons about his horrific music taste out of my head (specifically how he would sing his heart out to some retro sailor moon sounding songs, mr. wanna be magical girl BLAME IT ON ALL THE MAGICAL LOOKIN GIRLS HE HAS TO HANG AROUND THOUGH)
finals are h a r d so no mindblowing midori art or headcanons until summer break :,)