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Shinichi: I still want to know how you managed to get the car on the roof.
Kaito: I can't reveal all my tricks.
Kaito: Want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?
Shinichi: Oh god, we're going to die, aren't we?
Kaito: it's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself.
Shinichi: You absolutely do not.
Ran: Aren't you going to stop him?
Kaito, chasing Hakuba with hair dye and scissors.
Shinichi: Nope. I've given up trying.
Shinichi: Stop that. It's to early for you to be in such a good mood.
Kaito: It's four-thirty in the afternoon.
Shinichi: You don't strike me as a professional criminal.
Kaito: That's what makes me so good at it.
Kaito: I had a thought.
Shinichi: Oh no.
Kaito: I swear it's a good one this time!
Kaito: How the mighty have fallen!!
Shinchi: It's a dropped chocolate bar. Stop being so dramatic.
Shinchi: Right now, I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.
Kaito: ...
Kaito: Can I pick?
Shinichi, seeing his house covered in weird slime: what.
Kaito: I have to take credit for this.
Shinichi: I think you mean blame.
Conan: God, give me patience.
Kaito: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Conan: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Shinichi: Did it hurt when you fell-
Kaito: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Shinichi: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Kaito: ...
Shinichi: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Shinichi : I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Kaito: Mine just says "Kaito no."
Shinichi : I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Shinichi: I trust Kaito.
Hattori: You think he knows what he's doing?
Shinichi: I wouldn't go that far.
Kaito: Can I bother you for a second?
Shinichi: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Shinichi: I can't imagine what Kaito is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
Shinichi, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Kaito: Tea.
Shinichi: Wrong. It's coffee.
Kaito: When do you usually go to sleep?
Shinichi: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
Kaito: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Shinichi: Those are Pokemon cards.
Kaito: You got a magikarp.
Shinichi: ...
Kaito: It means 'fuck you'.
Kaito: i was arrested for being too cool.
Shinichi: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.