Mikaelson Shenanigans - Tumblr Posts
Katherine and Elijah: *walks into the Mikaelson Manor*
Klaus: Hello, brother—
Katherine: *screams and jumps on Elijah* Get yo fucking dog, bitch!
Elijah: It don’t bite.
Klaus: *hybrid face out* Yes it do!
Hayley: As your best friend-
Klaus: I don’t have friends
Hayley: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
Klaus: i poisoned someone’s drink, but i forgot which one
Elijah: you did WHAT?!
Stefan: the way this dinner’s going, i hope it’s mine
Damon: *chugs faster*
Kol, Rebekah, and Klaus: *doing something stupid*
Freya: wow, look at those idiots
Elijah: wait… those are our idiots
Freya:
Elijah: NIKLAUS!!
Kol: what would you do if i was kidnapped?
Klaus: wait 30 minutes until they gave you back
Elijah: you think they’d last 30 minutes?
Rebekah: you think someone would want to kidnap him?
Kol:
Hope: *taking a buzzfeed quiz* which Disney princess are you?
Elijah: belle, because she likes to read
Rebekah: cinderella since i’m always having to clean up your messes
Klaus: ariel because i live in two different worlds
Kol: tinkerbell because if i don’t get attention i’ll die
Hope: tinkerbell’s not-
Freya: sleeping beauty
Everyone:
Kol: look, i found a snake! what should i name it?
Elijah: i’m sorry, you found a what?
Hope: william snakespear
Finn: idk is the most mysterious acronym
Kol: literally everyone knows what it means?
Finn: then what does it mean?
Kol: i don’t know
Finn: see? no one does
Which Mikaelsons are likely to watch Barbie or Oppenheimer. 100% Canon
Freya - Barbie. She’s a girls girl, through and through
Finn - Oppenheimer with Elijah cause Barbie didn’t seem like his taste. Would have gone to see Barbie with Freya but knew Klaus would laugh at him
Elijah - Oppenheimer. It’s Elijah, what did you expect?
Klaus - Barbie. Wanted to watch Oppenheimer with Elijah but then found out Finn was going and needed an excuse to get out of it. Said that Hayley was forcing him to go see Barbie, then proceeded to force her to see Barbie
Kol - Barbie. Knew about it before any of the others and immediately told Davina that they were going, and she was all for it. He dressed up as Barbie and when Davina came out dressed as Barbie as well, he made her change to dress as Ken. Gasped in the theaters and threw popcorn at the screen. Cried at the end, you know the scene. Cursed men and societal standards, expectations, and limitations the entire time. An absolute menace. Don’t go with him to the movies. Ever. Almost got kicked out, but he compelled security to leave him alone
Rebekah - Barbie. It’s Rebekah, duh? Bought a ticket for Marcel and didn’t tell him, then dragged him away from Oppenheimer into the Barbie theater
Marcel - Barbie. Had bought a ticket to Oppenheimer, in a different theater than where the others were. But then Rebekah came and dragged him away, though he didn’t exactly put up much of a fight. Secretly really liked the movie and went back later in the week to watch it again
Keelin - Barbie. Wanted to watch Oppenheimer more, but Freya was excited to see Barbie so she went with her. Ended up going to see Oppenheimer the next day with Marcel
Hayley - Barbie. Wasn’t really that interested in either, but then Klaus dragged her to see Barbie and said he needed an excuse to not see Oppenheimer with Finn. She made him owe her something of course. [Don’t do anything for free ladies, especially for a man] Her and Klaus went out drinking afterwards and came home drunk, singing all the songs from the movie very loudly and waking up the entire house. Both denied it in the morning
Davina - Barbie. She wanted to watch it, so was very happy when Kol was the one who suggested it. Surprised at how excited he was and thought he would would pretend she was making him go and dress up. But he let everyone know it was his idea and that he was the biggest Barbie fan
Hope - Barbie. Was gonna watch Oppenheimer with Marcel and Keelin, but all her girls, gays, and theys wanted to watch Barbie with her. So her schedule was filled with watching Barbie back to back with a different person each time. Decided to just wait for the movies to come out to stream to watch Oppenheimer, and Barbie again since it had quickly become her favorite movie