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Hi! Here’s what your favorite Miraculous Ladybug character says about you!:
Marinette: You’re a child. You’re a member of the target audience for this show, and you don’t know why all of these teens and adults are raging so much about the ladybug show, but you’re content to watch the show and beg your parents for the toys and the cereals. Do they taste good? Probably not. But they have Ladybug on the box so you don’t care
Adrien: You don’t have an ideal relationship with your father. You’re a chronic people pleaser and you have no sense of boundaries, and you need to learn how to say no. Also break up with your girlfriend, she’s not in love with you, she’s obsessed with you, there’s a difference. You are not a person to her, you are a trophy
Nino: You’re really nice and a great friend, but that’s kind of all there is to you. You’re like vanilla ice cream, you’re sweet, and you’re dependable, and you’re so inoffensive that no one could possibly hate you
Alya: Some people are destined for greatness. You are destined to forever be a sidekick, and you’re surprisingly ok with that. You like supporting others from behind the scenes, and you don’t want the spotlight
Mylene: 2010s alt fashion has you in a chokehold, and you never want it to let go. You will be wearing shorts over tights and owl necklaces until your dying days
Ivan: Shy people who have the most hardcore music on their Spotify playlists. You listen to Insane Clown Posse and Suicide Silence while doing laundry or walking your dog
Rose: You’re an uwu pastel girly with the cutest fashion sense, also you’re definitely not straight
Juleka: Goth lesbian. You have a crush on your best friend, and I know that she likes you too, so just tell her how you feel already
Nathanael: Stop trying to make your best friend come out, he might not even be gay. Ok, he might be, but he’ll come out in his own time, you can’t rush him
Marc: *Holds up non-binary flag as the French national anthem plays*
Chloe: We know, Chloe was done dirty by the show. Everyone knows it by now, so keep writing your fix-it fics, or shut up and find a better fandom to join
Sabrina: Stop having crushes on your bullies, they are terrible people, you cannot change them
Kagami: Mommy issues. Probably not heterosexual. Probably needs a lifetime of therapy
Felix: You have daddy issues and you date girls with mommy issues, also I would bet my life savings on you not being neurotypical
Lila: Yet another brilliant character who was completely done dirty by the show. Go join the Chloe fans and write fix-it fics together
Toxinelle: You have a type, and that type is emo girls. You unironically love listening to them ramble about their latest edgy wolf OC or what they bought at Hot Topic
Griffe Noir: You’re in the same boat as the Adrien fans, but you also have a huge crush on an emo girl. If you wanna impress her, learn to play her favorite songs on guitar or write a poem for her. She’ll go nuts for that
𝒄𝒂𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒇
𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬...
𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑, 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔
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𝒋𝒋 𝒎𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒌!
𝒐𝒉 𝒔𝒄𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓... (one-shot) 𝟏𝟖.𝟖𝒌 summary: a piano prodigy had captured the eye of jj ever since they were young, but their friendship is constantly up and down. she claims she's interested in piano and piano only, but (un)fortunately the heart wants what it wants
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𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒍-𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒔 (one-shot) *coming soon
