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*painfully sighs* Yes, that will always get you...

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!