Rp: Amphitrite Nereidia - Tumblr Posts
Hello kind beings, and especially dearest Hera. My name is Amphitrite Nereidia, and I was sent by my parents to poison my husband in order to give them back the power they lost with the changing of Rulers.
I brought kelp!
// I see some tag games and want to recreate it, this is just to be fun //
Greetings. We are doing a "trauma candy salad" (because I said so), where we go around, naming a depressing experience, and bring a candy. I shall start. My name is Hera, I am in a loveless marriage.
*tears up* And I brought gummy worms.
Tag list (please let me know if you want to get removed) @penelope-is-waiting @cloak-of-ares @the-speedster-god @demigod-jack-hearth @by-the-decree-of-my-crown :)
Good, now please let me know if/when your father is being particularly... difficult, dear. He's already on my list, but it doesn't help to have a few more red tallies next to his name <3.
Ah, the demigod is back... Greetings, Jason Grace, welcome back :).
@amusing-little-things
[Also, hi from both the Previously-Jason Mod & Zeus's Mod!!! You literally don't know how happy I am to have you around, it's literally like a bunch of exclamation marks floating around my being <33. Anyway, cheers to a happy RP and I hope we can interact frequently! Just letting you know, Zeus will be a Judgey Helicopter™️ who will appear and Judge™️ so I hope things go either cool or very amusingly! Bye! <3]
Thank you, it feels good to be back.
(Your words literally mean so much to me!! I've never done a rp blog before, so this is so nice to hear <33)
my lady, it it true that you can pick poseidon up princess style
Yes, it is very true that I could, but I just prefer to hold him since it is rare that I leave the water and land/gravitational physics apply differently in the deep of Atlantis. It’d be more of a hold anyway than a carry. But if we were both on land, however… I have been known to assert my dominance over some things…
*knowing evil smirk*
my lady, is it true that poseidon is a bottom
🎤
Oh please, do you really think we have all lived this long without a little experimentation?
(Yes, dear, although we like to… what’s the mortal word? Ah, switch, frequently depending on our desires ;)
my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...
@sea-siblings
They keep arguing about who's the favorite child
…How.
Why.
Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!
No. You know that you must suffer with me. If I suffer, you suffer.
*rolls eyes at her daughters*
my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...
@sea-siblings
They keep arguing about who's the favorite child
…How.
Why.
Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!
Because we were horny, dear. Eternity is a long time, you know?
my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...
@sea-siblings
They keep arguing about who's the favorite child
…How.
Why.
Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!
Oh, so that's what finally gets ya'll to shut up? Nice to know ;)
my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...
@sea-siblings
They keep arguing about who's the favorite child
…How.
Why.
Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!
Yes, and we've used it. Quite a few times.
(Think of all the siblings you could have had without the protection)
my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...
@sea-siblings
They keep arguing about who's the favorite child
…How.
Why.
Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!
...Because ;)
my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...
@sea-siblings
They keep arguing about who's the favorite child
…How.
Why.
Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!
Good :). Any recent encounters lately?
I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...
-@amusing-little-things
Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!
*painfully sighs* Yes, that will always get you...
I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...
-@amusing-little-things
Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!
Perhaps you could get my husband to scare him? Poseidon would certainly agree if it meant he could also scare Odysseus too :)
I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...
-@amusing-little-things
Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!
nom
Nom!
...
Oops :).
a small child keeps insulting poseidon while simultaneously trying to teach him how to paint
Ah, I see, dearest one <3. My husband certainly is an interesting one, but I promise he is good once you figure out all his... quirks <3. Anyway, would you like me to come, too? So I can paint, supervise, and provide correct insults because I am his wife? <3
my lady, I'm sorry for calling poseidon a piece of work and a fucking idiot
I made you something
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In my defense though he did try to brush his hair with a paintbrush
It is fine <33. I call him that hourly, my dear :). Maybe if he hears it from a different source, he shall listen...
(I. I have no words, my dear <3. You are giving Your Queen a heart attack, my dear-)
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Rb93TJ/
Ok but why does he actually look good in a dress tho
Is that- Is that my dress? Poseidon!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8RmwtTK/
I used to wonder why u and 'penelope' ( I forgot her @) were attracted to him... now I get it
True... though I will certainly say his voice has gotten better over the years...
@totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren <3
my lady, is it true that the first time you had a day to yourself after having Triton, when you came back you found poseidon asleep with baby Triton sleeping on his chest?
Oh, the paintings I have made of that moment... so precious.
(Would you like pictures?)
Wait, how did you get this information-
Yes I did, dearest. Did you not know that already? The Queen turned to her in genuine concern and confusion.
Open starter:Fish Eaters
*You turn around to see Calliope swimming towards you she looks horrified*
Did you know humans eat fish!? Like regularly!?
Tags: @that-little-fucking-shit @amusing-little-things @young-telemachus