*painfully Sighs* Yes, That Will Always Get You...

*painfully sighs* Yes, that will always get you...

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!

...Because ;)

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

my lady, it it true that you can pick poseidon up princess style

Yes, it is very true that I could, but I just prefer to hold him since it is rare that I leave the water and land/gravitational physics apply differently in the deep of Atlantis. It’d be more of a hold anyway than a carry. But if we were both on land, however… I have been known to assert my dominance over some things…

*knowing evil smirk*

Deaths have significantly decreased for me and my friends🥳

~ @totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren

Oh, yay!!!! I adore that for you, my dearest!! We shall throw a celebration for this achievement!

Perhaps you could get my husband to scare him? Poseidon would certainly agree if it meant he could also scare Odysseus too :)

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!

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Nom!

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Oops :).