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ispeacetoomuchtoaskfor
1 year ago
A photo of Antigone, versus a photo of Lloyd Garmadon.

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

ANTIGONE:

"She's so. She wanted to be right. She wanted to be a tragic hero that died for the sins of hubris so badly she dragged the tragedy down with her. But also she had no choice because her own hubris was countered with the hubris of craeon who refused to admit to his mistake. Just. Man. I'm sorry"

LLOYD GARMADON:

"he is soooo traumatised like give him a break. even in just the first 2 seasons his dad is evil and he finds out it's his destiny to fight him!! and his mum abandoned him at a boarding school and he ran away and almost got eaten by a snake and was homeless for a bit, and after his uncle took him in he got aged up by a potion, so he's like a 10 year old in a 14 year olds body and he has so many adult responsibilities and he lost his entire childhood!! thats not even everything in the first 2 seasons, and theres SIXTEEN. get this man some therapy"
"He was like 8 when he become the prophesied green ninja and had to fucking defeat his dad and possibly kill him. I'm the following season he uses a potion to transform him from a young kid to the rest of the group's age. In season 5 he gets possessed by a ghost who is jealous that he's the green ninja. In season 8 he gets a girlfriend that tries to kill him then dies in front of him a season later. In season 4, he had to send his father to basically hell to save the world. In season 8 he got beat up by the evil version of his resurrected father. In season 3 he had to watch his friend die. In season one he got manipulated by snake. In season 11 he gets another girlfriend then had to leave the home realm where said girlfriend was. In season 17 he was isolated for years because all of his friends got separated. In season 15 he had to watch his friend loose her humanity. The list goes on I just can't remember anymore."
"1) His ex-girlfriend convinced his dad to beat us ass. 2) He has no sense of identity outside of being the Green Ninja 3) He was aged up from a child to a teenager, making lose part of his childhood. 4) He got abandoned at a school for evil kids, but since he's a massive loser he got bullied there until he was kicked out. 5) He was homeless afterwards. 6) Got drained like a battery by Ninjago Satan 7) Got possessed by a vengeful ghost 8) Force to kill his own dad 9) Dad got revived, but has no memories of his former self. 10) Almost drowned by evil ex gf."
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impulsivefanwriter
1 year ago

VOTE LLOYD THE PROPAGANDA DOESN’T EVEN MENTION HALF THE SH!T HE GOES THROUGH (including straight-up dying— kinda multiple times) NOR ANY OF THE MOVIE WHICH, TO SUMMARIZE—

He's the second most HATED PERSON IN THE CITY (second only to the dad he’s never known who’s an evil warlord) just because he’s the son of said warlord no matter how much he tries, has songs bullying him REACH THE NUMBER 1 CHART MULTIPLE TIMES, has a mental block on catching/throwing because of his absent dad, gets told by his uncle on his birthday (which his dad also attacks on) that his hands are the wrong hands, constantly defends a city that hates him as the Green Ninja, accidentally causes the destruction of his city, watches/thinks all his friends DIED because of him, gets bullied by said friends (we ignore this part), goes on a dangerous quest, loses his uncle, has to team up with his dad who bullies him in front of his friends, gets captured and nearly thrown into a volcano by crazy generals, LOSES HIS DUCKING ARM, gets locked in a crumbling and unstable temple with no food by his dad after he thought he broke through to him, watches his dad (who he still cares about despite Garmadon being a sh!tty dad) get eaten by a cat, and just...

Poor Lloyd. There is so, so much trauma.

Have I mentioned he’s had visions of all his friends and family dying? And has had to watch his family die multiple times? Believed them dead on different multiple occasions? Is the DEFINITION of “prophecy chosen one” who gets put through SO MUCH by the universe?

A photo of Antigone, versus a photo of Lloyd Garmadon.

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

ANTIGONE:

"She's so. She wanted to be right. She wanted to be a tragic hero that died for the sins of hubris so badly she dragged the tragedy down with her. But also she had no choice because her own hubris was countered with the hubris of craeon who refused to admit to his mistake. Just. Man. I'm sorry"

LLOYD GARMADON:

"he is soooo traumatised like give him a break. even in just the first 2 seasons his dad is evil and he finds out it's his destiny to fight him!! and his mum abandoned him at a boarding school and he ran away and almost got eaten by a snake and was homeless for a bit, and after his uncle took him in he got aged up by a potion, so he's like a 10 year old in a 14 year olds body and he has so many adult responsibilities and he lost his entire childhood!! thats not even everything in the first 2 seasons, and theres SIXTEEN. get this man some therapy"
"He was like 8 when he become the prophesied green ninja and had to fucking defeat his dad and possibly kill him. I'm the following season he uses a potion to transform him from a young kid to the rest of the group's age. In season 5 he gets possessed by a ghost who is jealous that he's the green ninja. In season 8 he gets a girlfriend that tries to kill him then dies in front of him a season later. In season 4, he had to send his father to basically hell to save the world. In season 8 he got beat up by the evil version of his resurrected father. In season 3 he had to watch his friend die. In season one he got manipulated by snake. In season 11 he gets another girlfriend then had to leave the home realm where said girlfriend was. In season 17 he was isolated for years because all of his friends got separated. In season 15 he had to watch his friend loose her humanity. The list goes on I just can't remember anymore."
"1) His ex-girlfriend convinced his dad to beat us ass. 2) He has no sense of identity outside of being the Green Ninja 3) He was aged up from a child to a teenager, making lose part of his childhood. 4) He got abandoned at a school for evil kids, but since he's a massive loser he got bullied there until he was kicked out. 5) He was homeless afterwards. 6) Got drained like a battery by Ninjago Satan 7) Got possessed by a vengeful ghost 8) Force to kill his own dad 9) Dad got revived, but has no memories of his former self. 10) Almost drowned by evil ex gf."
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