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Some of the bastards of asoiaf
They’re just bored. (bloodraven & shiera seastar / reference: the addams family)
some choice bastards
— bastards were born of lust and weakness, their nature was treachery and betrayal.
Yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
— Can we sacrifice virgins on Monday instead? I’ve got maths tomorrow.
— You’re immortal, what the hell do you need algebra for?
obnoxious dudebro vs cool lesbian stoner fanbase dichotomy list
rick & morty
its always sunny in philadelphia
weezer
dungeons & dragons
star wars
when i eventually get around to writing a cosmic horror + comedy filled with terrifying feral angels with thousands of eyes and wings and halos , there will also be God , and shes going to be just as terrifyingly beautiful and stunning ,
hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be
Woman in a horror movie: *eats a man’s face, falls onto her knees and screams for 20 minutes, her forehead veins pop out while she’s crying her soul out, becomes god*
me:
