My Cats Are Weird - Tumblr Posts

I'm stuck between interpreting Kalecgos as all knowing and all powerful Aspect, giant building-destroying lizard, awkward gangly lizard, and very small female ginger cat.

IDFK he just seems like a little ball of pure rage sometimes. Like, ya man found out that his ex created a woman who he then fell in love with and his response was to attempt to murder said ex, despite the fact that killing that ex would result in the wrath of that ex's current partner, who could set him on fire.

It's like how my tiny ginger kitty tries to fight our large black cat despite the fact that the black cat's human (not me, lmao, Grace only loves him) will get angry at her.

This makes Khadgar my high anxiety keeshond with no chill who is the real owner of the smol floofball EDIT: RIP Grace (large black cat), we miss you :(

Yesterday, my cat (the tiny one with the bushy tail, Cinnamon (I understand that means nothing to you, but you need to understand that Marshmellow would never)) attempted to remove my leg from the upper thigh down. In total, I have seven puncture wounds.

"Why did she do that?" You may be asking, and the answer, dear reader, is that she did it for absolutely no fucking reason. There was no moth. No startling noise. No other cats. Not even a slight breeze.

She did it simply because she wanted to.

Now, this would be normal cat behavior, but earlier that day, I had let her lick a lays potato chip (Her absolute most favorite thing in the world, the mere mention of one has her screaming for it. We almost never give her any. It was special.) I do something nice for her, and she tries to steal my leg

Fuck you, Cinnamon (We love you tho-)