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Hawkins Boys Kinks

WARNING: Content for +18!

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NSFW!!!

Jim Hopper:

Size kink: Come on, have you seen that the women he dates are smaller than him, coincidence? I do not think so! This man loves his petite women (For my tall girls, just imagine that Hopper is much taller than you, by the way, you are very beautiful, complete amazons).

Thigh jobs: Babe, he's a busy man, but that doesn't mean he ignored your desire for satisfaction, so every time you seek him out because you failed to climax on your own, he makes you sit on his thick thigh until you can cum all over him. stimulation, as well as he does his work, and everyone happy.

Daddy Kink: Surprise? Nope, Hopp is a man with a protective instinct, he loves to be a figure of authority, strength, dominance and protection (And that's absolute canon) so telling him Daddy, will get him going, he'll rear up completely, prepare to not be able to move during a good couple of days, but look on the bright side, Daddy will now take care of you 100%

Eddie Munson:

Overstimulation: It happens that Eddie gets excited easily, especially when he's eating you, so he ends up giving you more orgasms than planned and overstimulating you most of the time. He once managed to make you squirt, so now the overstimulation is on purpose. Sweet torture.

Cock Warming: When they smoke weed they both get incredibly horny, but very lazy, so they decided it was best if you warmed up Eddie's cock, they could both move whenever they wanted, but stay in their sleepy state. A delicious solution.

Sexual Roleplay: This is good, the dungeon master and his imprisoned princess, the faithful and brave knights lost the battle, so now they must be subjected to the torture of the big bad man consuming the purity of their pretty princess. Translation: The kids lost the campaign, you came to get Eddie from the club after it got really late and he concluded that the dress you were wearing was pure torture to his sanity, so he decided to fuck you on the board once all the members of Hellfire will leave. The end.

Steve Harrington:

Breeding Kink: Please, the boy wants 6 children, what other explanation do you need from me? He loves to cum inside, even though he knows you're on birth control, he's hoping to breed you, gorge you on his seed, make you round and soft with his babies. He loves to tell you how much he wants to keep you filled with his children while he keeps you in a mating press. He goes wild.

Praise Kink: He loves you too much to insult you in what is supposed to be an intimate moment of love, passion and trust, you are his pretty little bride-to-be, his angel, his good girl. The apple of he eye. He has a whole arsenal of praise for you, whether in or out of the bedroom. The poor boy kisses the ground you walk on. Love him back please.

Mommy Kink: This is because of his fixation on sucking your boobs, snuggling on your chest, and well, he let out a muffled “mommy” while you were riding him, he was embarrassed for a few days, but after talking it out calmly, we both they agree to explore this kink. Baby Steve is happy and horny.

Billy Hargrove:

Corruption: Precious, you are a sweetheart, a true ray of sunshine, and the very thought of Billy being the lucky bastard able that makes your pretty doe eyes sparkle with lust and unbridled passion, and being the possessor of your normally hidden virtuous body for tender and modest clothes, he has it hard in his narrows pants; it's a wet fantasy she plans to make come true. Angelito, better run away, because the devil wants to make you fall into temptation and sin.

Pregnancy Kink: Oh sweet baby, the devil got you and now there's nothing in the fucking world to make you leave him now or ever. But he knows you're too good for him, he's sligthly toxic and has abandonment problems, please he just wants the certainty that you won't leave him too, so what's better than putting a baby, his baby, in your womb? Will you leave it sweetheart? Will you let him make you his baby mama?

Dom/sub: I don't see much of a complication in the nature of your relationship with Billy in terms of this preference, he has always had dominant undertones so he was obviously attracted to someone with a soft and submissive nature to cushion his rough edges; you are the perfect opposite of him and you love to be dominated, his rude and possessive facet in the bedroom have led you to climaxes that you never dreamed of knowing. Also, once your relationship has gotten really deep, you get to know a side of Billy you never thought possible, in short: Aftercare King.

As always, pardon my crappy English.

So i end first Illuminae and here's everything what i need to say:

•how the hell i can have a crush on the bloody-murder computer?

•Also Kady and AIDAN are so better together then Ezra and Kady

•Not like i have some problems witch Ezra, his funny and not as stupid as it seems, just Kady and AIDAN are so good and smart and ifjwjhsjwd I don't know english enough to say it

•I liked Zhang, and I was really sorry, when he died. If he had survived, he would have helped rebuild AIDAN, and god, they could sassying each other soooo much!

•The one of my favourite moments was report of this scientist working witch the virus (I haven't read the original so I don't know how this disease is called) when you can just so clearly see how it works, and how he is just more and more insane. Hallucinations and mutations always scare me the most, so that made a big impression on me.

•It's funny how AIDAN comes in almost halfway through the book, but I feel like he's still was the main character more than Kady.

•I think it's because Kady was a little bit tooo self-confident so that I can relate to her or understand her, while AIDAN didn't actually know who the fu*k he is, but still had some rules and it really works for me.

•And this moment when i realized than AIDAN from behind is my death name- it was funny and annoying in the same time

I need to go to psychiatrist, cause i probably have bpd, and i can't do live. Like i can't have a job and i changing my mind about everything (currently live with my toxic parents, want to k/ms). But going to a specialist in small Polish town its fking stressfull. I am afraid that when i go some poeple tell that to my mum, and she will have questions. Like what am i supposed to tell her? You can't raise children, and you traumataised me so much that i migth have trauma personality disorder? Not even talking about my dad or rest of my familly. I am gonna try to call and to get appointment in monday, so wish me luck or smth