I Need To Go To Bed - Tumblr Posts
me, after reading a post about beta readers: wow, maybe i should get one to fix all my grammar mistakes and get feedback from
me:
me: oh wait, i actually have to write for the need to be there
i made a new uquiz to figure out what kind of guy you are
the evolution of tour promotion but honestly the main difference is just that it's gotten a lot gayer
Sorry for my absence, and lack of art, I finished 2 nsfw art pieces but don’t know if I will finish any more for the recent time. I am very Ace and very Sex Repulsed so I can only complete an nsfw work once every blue moon.
I am also doing not very good with pain........... Waiting for my doctor to call me back so I can have it looked at, but I cannot sit or lay down for very long without pain.
As for my packing adventure........ it is very overwhelming ! But I am cleaning and packing still and being very discrete with things........... But now I am so hungry I need a snack.
I keep telling myself “its okay, you don’t need to make art every day, its okay to focus on packing !” but then I focus on art to avoid my feelings and my hurt. It is very painful, but I must continue forward. Once I am safe and out of this house, I can work on my projects like I promised.
A little something I made for my best friend in AJ paint. It’s a photo of his dog.
This is the version from animal jam, including WIPs. I later went into Procreate to do touchups with the lasso tool lol. My AJ username is Moonstar1278, which was also my old instagram username.
This is from After using the lasso in procreate. Overall this is the worst digital paint tool i have ever used, but still better than I expected. They added layers which helped, what didn’t help was the LAG, and the lack of apple pencil compatibility (no pressure/tilt sensitivity). But, I would have been shocked if they DID have Apple Pencil compatibility.
I added my signature in procreate just in case AJ considers signatures personal info.
i needed to read this a few times AND look at the comments for my stupid brain to realise it wasn't, in fact, about miraculous.
hot take, movie Gabe was better. I know this series is for kids, and disney wanted it to be less scary, but Gabe should've been more hateable.
Goodnight to everyone except those 48 people who made the oceangate 2023 a tag thing on ao3. Yes, you're all going to hell
WOO WOO
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.
Please.
So when I was scrolling through ao3 sipping on my sleepy time tea my cat just landed on my shoulder and Tried to drink my tea
When I tell you that I just spent a solid 20 minutes trying to put on a duvet cover, it is unnecessarily hard
ayo does anyone want to just create a new internet sensation like dsmp or harry potter or something so I can stop being understimulared by the current dream smp content? that or lore streams as consistent as last year, but that's about as likely as me making hot chocolate with water.
I just,, feel so fucking tired all the time now bro like this is what robin meant when he said whelmed i think.
IM ALSO TIRED OF BEING ASSOCIATED WITH PRETEENS AND TEENAGERS BECAUSE WE SHARE AN INTEREST? I AM NOT A SMALL CHILD PLEASE GOD-
IM OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE BRO I REMEMBER IPODS AND SUPERWHOLOCK THATS GOTTA COUNT FOR SOMETHING
anyways I am realizing as I'm typing this that it might just be the "Adderall makes me feel like a zombie" thing everyone warned me about since i started taking meds again rather than understimulation.
woo boy i need to go back to therapy. And also back to sleep it's fucking late-
So i end first Illuminae and here's everything what i need to say:
•how the hell i can have a crush on the bloody-murder computer?
•Also Kady and AIDAN are so better together then Ezra and Kady
•Not like i have some problems witch Ezra, his funny and not as stupid as it seems, just Kady and AIDAN are so good and smart and ifjwjhsjwd I don't know english enough to say it
•I liked Zhang, and I was really sorry, when he died. If he had survived, he would have helped rebuild AIDAN, and god, they could sassying each other soooo much!
•The one of my favourite moments was report of this scientist working witch the virus (I haven't read the original so I don't know how this disease is called) when you can just so clearly see how it works, and how he is just more and more insane. Hallucinations and mutations always scare me the most, so that made a big impression on me.
•It's funny how AIDAN comes in almost halfway through the book, but I feel like he's still was the main character more than Kady.
•I think it's because Kady was a little bit tooo self-confident so that I can relate to her or understand her, while AIDAN didn't actually know who the fu*k he is, but still had some rules and it really works for me.
•And this moment when i realized than AIDAN from behind is my death name- it was funny and annoying in the same time
Do You Serve Cunt?
CW: you get served some pussy, idk what else to tell ya, semantics? i also don’t know word fits best but yeah confusion over cunt here
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A very popular restaurant for the undead in your city. It’s frequented by vampires, ghouls, mummies, and like the owner themself, zombies. You’ve never eaten there nor heard from anyone who has.
You’re quite the curious creature yourself, despite being 97% human. After a long and hard day at work you decide to eat out somewhere. Your mistake.
You start at your favorite restaurant. It’s lines are never long and the food is spectacular. Only your luck and forgetfulness have failed you. It’s Friday. No matter where you go it’ll be packed to the gills. Already you see a line forming at the desk and before you can claim a spot it gets long enough to start going out the door.
Your second option is finding a fast food joint. Again you’re reminded that it’s the worst day of the week to spontaneously do something. Every single one you drive to is filled with an insane amount of people, cars, and monsters alike.
You almost give up on your plan, that is until you catch a glimpse at a bright pink neon sign. Zella’s House. Its minty brick walls beckon you. You pull up some of the reviews. Most of them mention great customer service and… interesting fashion choices by the wait staff. A couple reviews speak highly of the food. One particular comment dominates your sight.
“There’s a secret menu item that you can only get through this phrase, ‘Do you serve cunt?’
Best thing I’ve ate in over 40 years 😋”
You had to go now. Your foot stomps on the gas pedal, easily pushing 50mph, you chase the prospect of eating at such a wonderful place.
Within a couple minutes, you pull into the parking lot. If the number of cars there tells you anything, it’s definitely not packed. You approach the glass double doors with so many gay thoughts it’s unreal.
A couple patrons turn to stare at you when you come in. It’s a bit unsettling to have a bunch of ghouls and zombies stare at you, but at least they don’t seem to want to eat you. The entryway walls are painted with a soft caramel glow from the overhead lights. On any other day you might have the choice of orange walls, today you wanted to live dangerously. The rug beneath your feet makes you feel like you're walking on air. At the end of the hall stood a surprisingly scantily dressed hostess, who was eagerly watching you. “Table for one?” she swiftly asks. Her twitching customer service smile reveals rows and rows of sharp teeth.
“Yes?”
She points you to a table off in a corner. Despite the frightening atmosphere from the people, there’s a warm feeling in everything here. This place is well decorated with lots of reds and purples in the dining area, the floors and tables are clean, and last but not least the beauty and drama of the staff’s outfits. You can’t lie, the hostess absolutely slayed. Her neon thigh high boots perfectly matched her top and lipstick.
Your assessments are interrupted by a waiter now standing by your table. For a ghoul, he appeared pretty lively. It’s likely due to the makeup he wore. His almost ghastly pale face bore a more living skin tone base and a menagerie of colors decorating the rest of him. He tries to hand you a menu but you automatically refuse. You know exactly what you came here for. The phrase slips past your lips with practiced ease.
“Do you serve cunt at this glorious establishment?”
The waiter is shocked, and other patrons fall silent as well. He graciously takes the menu back. “How would you like it?” he asks timidly.
“Rare.”
You lose sight of him as he enters the kitchen. Your hands tremble with anxious excitement. A bold move for a first time customer here. Yet you did it, you’re proud of yourself.
That sense of pride follows you as you wait for your meal. No more than 4 minutes later your waiter comes back with a dish and lid. Fancy. And a brand new hat obviously inspired by the Queen of Hearts.
He does a beautiful twirl before gently setting the plate down while gradually going into a foreword split.
“Enjoy~”
You lift the top to reveal the magical thing that had Johnisgone445 crying tears of joy and seeing stars.
On the ornate plate sat a fat, juicy cunt. Like an actual vulva, there, where your food is supposed to be.
No doubt about it, it’s very well prepared (as far as you can tell). It smells decadent with just the right amount of fresh organ smell. Though you do have a few qualms about the dot of whip cream on the clit and stragglers of chocolate covered pubic hair, it doesn’t seem half-bad.
You quickly come to your senses. Of course! This restaurant serves a variety of underrepresented monsters. Mostly the ones with a particular diet of flesh and blood. It makes sense once you really think about it. Still it begs the question, “why did they still serve you even though you’re a human?”
Fin~
I had an idea for a Yakuza Fallout AU
I like to think that instead of the whole 10 billion yen story line for this AU, it could’ve been like, Haruka being worth the platinum chip or some shit idk. Also feel like he wouldnt wear his typical wine red shirt to avoid being seen as Legion
I’m bored as hell so I drew this crazy goat man
NEVER judge a bitch by their hyperfixations EXCEPT for the ones I say you should
Random Undertale AT idea that came to me at 4 AM
Basically, Alphys tried to find a new solution for barrier. So she tried to make something that might turn monster's soul into human's.
Sans volunteered to test it. And turned into a cat. Somehow.
And now Papyrus trying to keep his brother away from troubles while Alphys fixing his condition . And Sans just being himself.