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A fun family conversation I walked in on with the Batfam

*Jason, Bruce, Dick, Tim, Steph, Damian coming back from idk- the batcave*

Steph: Yeah, that's far. But have you seen Michelle? He is definitely homophobic

Jason: What?! That's fucking bull! I seen the way he looks at Lorelei's brother

Dick: Everyone looks at Luke like that!

Tim: No.... No, that's just you and Michelle....

Steph: Is it the red hair?

Tim: Also, Michelle? Homophobic. No questions asked.

Jason: No his not!

Steph: Yes! He! Is!

Tim: Have you gotten to episode 5 where Sophia was just doing her job then her girlfriend came in because she forgot her lunch, and as soon as she left Michelle was on her ass!

Dick: He was making fun of her FOR forgetting her lunch because she is the Head Chef and it's ironic! NOT because she has a girlfriend!

Bruce: *Just coming out of the batcave and sighs* What are they fighting about now?

Damian: Michelle, from the new show their watching, and if his homophobic or gay.

Bruce: Oh. I didn't think he was homophobic or gay, I just thought he was like that because he is French

Everyone's responds being like: Ohhhhhhh