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they hit the second jason todd
step, holding jason close: HE WAS THE BEST GUY AROUND
dick: he murdered SEVEN people already!
tim, putting pressure on his stab wound (jason stabbed him) and slurring due to painkillers: WHAT MURDEERR??
Casa! Babs! Steph! My girls!
She’s pretty much the girl of all time.
Hai!! I just started this account to post my silly batfam doodles
day 3 cringetober 2024: oversized prop uhhhhhh
Damian walks up for the first time in his brand new school , his teacher by his side, he watches the other children playing. They run after each other and grab shoulders and arms.
"ADOPTED !" Yells one boy.
Quite suprise, Damian asks:
"What are they playing ?"
The teacher cringes hard but finds no good way to say it.
"Ehm....Bruce Wayne and the orphans...?"
A fun family conversation I walked in on with the Batfam
*Jason, Bruce, Dick, Tim, Steph, Damian coming back from idk- the batcave*
Steph: Yeah, that's far. But have you seen Michelle? He is definitely homophobic
Jason: What?! That's fucking bull! I seen the way he looks at Lorelei's brother
Dick: Everyone looks at Luke like that!
Tim: No.... No, that's just you and Michelle....
Steph: Is it the red hair?
Tim: Also, Michelle? Homophobic. No questions asked.
Jason: No his not!
Steph: Yes! He! Is!
Tim: Have you gotten to episode 5 where Sophia was just doing her job then her girlfriend came in because she forgot her lunch, and as soon as she left Michelle was on her ass!
Dick: He was making fun of her FOR forgetting her lunch because she is the Head Chef and it's ironic! NOT because she has a girlfriend!
Bruce: *Just coming out of the batcave and sighs* What are they fighting about now?
Damian: Michelle, from the new show their watching, and if his homophobic or gay.
Bruce: Oh. I didn't think he was homophobic or gay, I just thought he was like that because he is French
Everyone's responds being like: Ohhhhhhh
finished this sketch in between comms. they are sleeping 🙏😊
So I was thinking about the batmobile earlier and how they use it on patrol.
Wayne Manor and therefore the Batcave are pretty much on the edge of town and the bats use the batmobile/their other vehicles like bikes to get into the city.
Now when they are there, they move mostly by grapple or parcour. Which makes sense, you wouldn't really beat up a goon, get in the batmobile, drive three blocks and park it again. I assume they park it somewhere and then go on patrol.
A standard patrol is most likely circular, so they end up back at the batmobile. But what if they have to chase someone? Or something happens that draws them to the other side of the city? What if one of them gets injured and they need to be transported? The batmobile is parked somewhere, so what happens now?
I imagine the following possibilities:
1. The batmobile has self-driving capabilities. I can't really tell how good that would work in Gotham, and i don't know how that would work for the bikes.
2. There is a bat on batmobile-duty. They spend the patrol night chilling, watching tiktoks, reading a book etc. and just wait for a pickup.
3. There is a remote driving system, probably accessed by Oracle as well as the batcave. In the necessary moments Oracle grabs a controller and GTAs the Batmobile to the location.
4. There are Batmobiles hidden throughout Gotham and after such an incident happened, a few batkids need to go for a drive and pick up/drop off the various batmobiles at their spots.
I don't know which one is the most likely, and all of them have so much Batfam Chaos potential. Maybe all of them are true. Allow me to present some of these chaotic scenarios.
Red Robin, severly sleep deprived: *nearly hits a lamp post*
Batmobile: *avoids the post, speeds up* *steering wheel moves under his fingers*
RR: What?
Oracle, via comms: for the love of god just take a nap I'm taking you home
Nightwing, after a chase: great, now i need to walk like 5 kilometers to the car.
Red Hood: There is a batmobile in a garage like two streets down
NW: what?
RH: don't you have a map?
NW: a map of what?
RH: of the batmobiles
NW: what- no. No i do not. I will be having words with someone.
Batman, after patrol: There are still two bikes and a batmobile on the streets. Go pick them up.
Red Hood: alright, which one of you idiots is allowed to drive?
Nightwing: Damian put your hand down.
Gothamite: *crosses the street* *nearly gets run over by batmobile* *stares to see it driving off without a driver*
Phone: *beeps*
Text message: very sorry, still working on the self-driving. Have a coffee on me, heres a coupon code for batburger. -O
Red Hood: *peacefully reading a book, legs on the batmobile dashboard, a thermos of tea in the cupholder*
Oracle, via comms: Hood, Spoiler has been injured, i am sending you the adress for pickup.
Hood: How bad is it?
Oracle: Not life-threatening. She wanted to go on but Batman refused.
Hood: so she can wait a bit more.
Oracle: what?
Hood: They are about to have the big love confession and i am not waiting on that because B is overprotective.
Oracle: I just googled your book. Pick up Spoiler now or I will make you listen to Spoilers for the entire series.
Hood, starting the car: Jesus O no need for warcrimes
(I am fairly new in this fandom, if there is something in canon that i missed/got wrong please correct me)
Goofy little Steph and Bruce comics from my Instagram in 2021, kind of forgot about Tumblr so I'm going to try to get some of my old stuff posted over the next while