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In my headcanon, Gunther has had sex with both men and women not because he had an epiphany that "I'm sexually attracted to both genders", but because he had an epiphany that "I would literally stick my cock in a beehive if it would help me forget how terrible my life is for five minutes." He spent the majority of his youth using sex as an escape rather than for any kind of gratification, just as people use drugs and alcohol. His exile to the Northern Citadel was the first time in twenty years he could wake up not hungover and naked in a stable with three strangers, and it provided the time for a lot of soul searching. He's a demisexual, not that he would know that term. I base my logic on the fact that he's canonically in love with a woman who can also be a man and is, regardless of gender, always an eyeless dragon.