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I'm on a bit of a Hobbit kick right now. The fact that they designed a few of the dwarves to be sexy is pretty hilarious to me to begin with, but people are mad into ALL of them. Even the not-intended-to-be-any-kind-of-attractive ones. I mean, if that's your thing, go for it.. but... what? Wat? I don't understand. Wat. 

HICKOLAS. The Mirkwood elves are all a bunch of backwoods hicks and Legolas is their prince. "We don't take kindly to dwarves 'round these parts."

Can we talk about how the film is basically Peter Jackson's fanfic of The Hobbit. 

At least some parts. Particularly Tauriel. She's basically a fic-y self-insert character that PJ stuck in there. All the most fangirled over characters are in love with her and she's good at everything but she still gets to be pitied because Thranduil was sort of mean to her and it's a fanfic I love it oh my god haha. 

You know nuttin', Jon Snood.

Thranduil, ruler of the hick elves of Mirkwood. 

HICKOLAS THE HALF-ELK.

I might make these forever

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