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I was watching The Last Wizard Of The Century
And there is this one scene in the beginning of the movie where they talk about KID's crimes, so I was like OwO? lets see what all crimes KID has actually committed
hmm only 134 crimes? Impressive but I kinda expected it to be more, if I'm honest. But I guess since he gives the jewels back its kinda expected.
Okay so there are 12 countries who think that KID is some sort of menace which is legit amazing but I still don't think that it deserves that big of a man hunt for just one person to be honest.
THEN! Then they throw this at me
37,825,000,000 yen property damage only!?!?!?! What the ever loving Fuck?!?!?
I have no idea how much that much money actually is so I checked on google how much that translates to in USD
and apparently it's 328,402,323.75 dollars
Like that funky little magic thief has literally caused three hundred and twenty eight million four hundred and two thousand three hundred and twenty three dollar (and seventy five cents) in property damage.
Like Jesus Christ
No wonder Aoko thinks he is a menace to society and Nakamori keibu wants to catch so so badly.
What about Shinichi and Shiho? what would Papa Nakamori say to that? A kid is living on his own while his parents are home only a couple weeks a year put together. His best friend's dad clearly rather dislikes him so no support from there. He is regarded more like a young-ish colleague by the police. Agasa is an enabler with a very poor understanding of what is safe for teenagers. And than this kid, who no one looks after, gets doused with experimental poison?! And he stalks his almost killers at every chance he gets?! Where is his self-preservation instinct?! Kindly explain yourselves, people?!
And Shiho? She's only a year older than Shinichi. Parents are shit. The only semi-responsible person who she had was her sister and she got killed by their employers. The employers who are in that same criminal syndicate the others are trying to take down that they were in because of aforementioned shit parents. Obviously, they do not care for their own vic-khm-employees mental health or else the kid would not have been so desperate, depressed and nearly suicidal enough to swallow her own poison.
Nakamori after learning KID has assassins after him and is inlyb17: WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY NOTICE ANYTHING!? WHY THE HELL IS A FUCKING CHILD TAKING ON AN ENTIRE SYNDICATE WITH NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TOY GUN!!!
Hakuba: *Inches away*
KID: Ah... the whole point of my tricks is to distract you keibu~
Hakuba: ...
Nakamori: Hakuba! Tell this idiot how stupid it is for him to try to take on an entire syndicate in his own!!!
Hakuba: I.. uh... *sweats*
KID: *cackles* He's fighting them too! Or at least trying to catch one of their top assassins~
Nakamori: WHY THE FUCK ARE TEENAGERS FIGHTING A COVERT CRIME SYNDICATE!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PARENTS!?
Oh yeah Papa Nakamori.
Superintendent Hakuba doesn't know what's coming for him.
Saguru being included in Papa Nakamoris Family is always thw best.
The funniest thing that no one talks about when discussing the Nakamori x Kogoro ship is how Conan lives with Kogoro, and Kaito is basically Ginzo's adopted son and the two would have to interact if their respective paternal figures suddenly got together. Imagine them moving in together or just getting serious with dating... Ran and Aoko are best friends already. Conan is squinting in suspicious incredulity at Kaito (if he knows KID looks so much like him, if not he'd figure it out pretty quick) and Kaito is trying to subtly inch away from the murder magnet child in case he kicks a soccer ball at him.
Meanwhile, with Kogoro and Ginzo:
Ginzo: And this is Kaito-kun. He's our neighbor and a very talented aspiring magician. His mother is basically never around, so I hope you don't mind him being around a lot. The kid needs some parental presence in his life... And he's my little Aoko's best friend... I couldn't not
Kogoro: Fucking absentee parents. The brat is Conan, his parents are using us as a babysitting service. I swear, he didn't even get one call from them in two months. By this point he's mine too...