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Come here baby girl, let me whisper in your ear:
Yokumiru Mera/Tsukauchi Naomasa
Do you see the appeal?
Tsukauchi: I can’t believe you offered a villain twenty bucks to give up and go to jail, Endeavor!
Endeavor: It worked, didn’t it?
Tsukauchi: And I can’t believe he fucking took it! I am disappointed in both of you!
Endeavor: I saved thousands in police response costs! And no victims!
Tsukauchi: All Might would never!
All Might: Actually no I absolutely would.
Endeavor: I’ll give you twenty bucks to get the fuck out of here.
All Might: Deal.
Tsukauchi: AAAAAA!!!
Hawks: Your idea is good, but we need a backup plan for our backup plan. Let’s everybody come up with their own, and we’ll implement all of them.
Tsukauchi: Wow, Hawks, you’re so fired up to win.
Hawks: I AM fired up! Endeavor said he’ll sleep with me if we defeat All for One!
Tsukauchi: Aaand the world makes sense again.
Tsukauchi: A reminder that Dabi is on the public safety commission’s most wanted list. If you or anyone you know-
Endeavor: He’s also on my most wanted list.
Tsukauchi: Endeavor.
Endeavor: Come home, Touya!
Tsukauchi: Endeavor, get out of the frame!
Endeavor: I have your favorite ice cream!
Tsukauchi: Damn it, Endeavor, we talked about this!!
Endeavor: (dragged away by cops) Come back to me, darling!!!
Tsukauchi: (clears throat) If you or anyone you know has seen Dabi, please notify the police immediately.
Iida: All Might says, everybody showers before the final battle.
Mineta: (opens his mouth)
Shouto: Shut up, Mineta.
Tsukauchi: I washed my hair.
Hawks: I washed my feathers.
Endeavor: I bought the world’s first fireproof deodorant.
All for One: I haven’t showered since Kamino Ward!
Endeavor: JAIL.
Tsukauchi: Hello, Endeavor? Can you get either Hawks or Jeanist to answer their phone?
Endeavor: No. They’re sitting in my hot tub with my son Touya and loudly singing Bad Romance, and I am REALLY not comfortable interrupting that.
Tsukauchi: Seriously? You couldn’t come up with anything more convincing??
Endeavor: (puts him on speaker and steps outside)
Jeanist, Hawks, Touya: I WANT YOUR LOVE AND ALL YOUR LOVER’S REVENGE
Tsukauchi: Understandable, have a nice day.
Tsukauchi: You two look like shit. What the hell happened last night?
Jeanist: What happens in Endeavor’s hot tub…
Hawks: Stays in Endeavor’s hot tub.
Naomasa: “You can clearly see in this security footage that you’re using your quirk to steal various items from a convenience store.”
Mr. Compress: “I can clearly see that you’re only in this interrogation room because your dreams of becoming a prolific actor fell through and you needed a backup job.”
Naomasa: “This is not about me.”
Mr. Compress: “It is now.”
Naomasa: “No it’s not.”
Mr. Compress: “Yes.”
Naomasa: “No.”
Mr. Compress: “Yes.”
Naomasa: “Security!”
Mr. Compress: “I fucked your security and now they’re queer-sexuals!”
Is this that “Twink Death” people talk about?
This is Aizawa in every vigilante Izuku fic on AO3
A fanart cover of the fanfic 'To Cross the Line' by JustaPerson1
It's a great story, really loved it!
Here's the link to the fic if you want to read it:
https://href.li/?https://archiveofourown.org/works/33805213
~GOSSIPER KATSUKI AU IDEA~
Katsuki knows all the gossip. If you ask him for blackmail or just the latest on someone he will know every detail. Everyone knows not to push him to far or he’ll destroy your social life after they witnessed what happens when someone does.
✨bonus✨
Katsuki makes a surprising amount of money off of selling people just the slightest detail about someone.
When people ask him how he gets his info he looks at them like they’re dumb and answers with “it’s not that hard”.
People tend to spill their guts to him on accident when he scares them.
Detective Naomasa Tsukauchi is surprised and just a little scared when katsuki hands him a folder on a criminal that he brought in with the only explanation being “I did my research”. He now visits katsuki to chat about petty criminals backgrounds and drink tea.
HE NEEDS MORE LOVE (even though he looks like Daichi)
Thinking about Detective Tsukauchi from BNHA because I do not trust the police or law enforcement as they are the muscle and therefore the violence of the state, whose interests are not inherently and in fact are rarely ever aligned with the interests of the people. But like what do you do when your gift from the world is to tell truth from lies? There's something so futile in trying to be anything other than an investigator into people and the only way to reach your own potential is to become part of the violence of the state.
Like what do you do, who do you become, in a society where you have to register your ability and it's effectively known to all? You'd just become a part of it. And maybe you could be raised to have some idealistic dream of fixing it all maybe you get in before it truly sinks in that there's no way to be a good cop, but then where do you go and would you ever truly be allowed to leave? Would any government allow someone with that power to just walk away?
Much 2 think about