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oh yeah that time I respected Mineta..
Mineta
So I hear that it's canon that Mineta is Bi, but then there is the rare occasion that I see someone putting something abt him being homophobic. So is he like Bi & ashamed and acts possibly homophobic because of that or like I'm confused HELP
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Todoroki has seen his whole life passing by…
Incorrect Quote #3
Half is generated by @scatterpatter
X: One censored word.
*Recovery Girl's helping Deku out after he gets injured, while the others are watching*
Denki: How’s Deku look?
Tokoyami: A little better than you, actually.
Denki: What do you mean, I didn’t get hurt?
Bakugou: He’s calling you ugly, dumbass!
Denki: Well at least I’m not Mineta!
I don't really post memes on my account. But I made this and was lazy to make it into a comic so here it is. I'd like to thank @/weebfrom2069 @/anime_furry_boi @/bestsupercreeper (on ig) for a memeingful time at 3am last night 😌😌. I kinda felt bad for ruining it. But at the same time, there was an opportunity and I couldn't help myself. Also I wanted to add Sero, so it's the whole Bakugang. But SOMEONE wanted Mineta. So here we are...
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Time Taken: like 20mins and a lot of sh*tpost
Characters I would kick off a cliff
It just hit me…
Do you know how Deku got last in Aizawa’s first test crap?
I’ve been lying down, trying to wrap my head around how Mineta, MINETA scored higher than Deku.
Granted, Deku was doing the tests quirkless but think about it! HE JUST SPENT THE LAST YEAR WORKING OUT!
Izuku literally cleaned the beach, quirkless and with no prior training. The crap he picked up, carried, ran with would’ve made some of the people in 1A break their backs. Only a select few I can see that can do it in that class quirkless.
And Sticky balls can only get you SO FAR. Not like it would do him any favors in the ball-throw, the one Izuku bested everyone in. So, how did Mineta score higher?
It’s simple.
He didn’t. I don’t need to see all of the tests, I can do you that he didn’t. “But why did he come in last?” Aizawa put him there. The entire episode is him shitting on Deku.
He can’t control his quirk. He’s reckless. A liability. Knocked himself out with one punch. Yada yada yada.
And hell, besides Deku’s main character plot armor, I think his demonstration of control and his sass got him to stay in that class.
Mineta: MY EYES! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?! Why would you ship me with-
Aizawa: Do I want to know?
Ashido: Mineta has been writing inappropriate fanfictions about us, and we told our parents.
Shouto: Fortunately, my parent is completely unhinged, and he suggested an appropriately unhinged but fair solution.
Mineta: Seriously, GIGANTOMACHIA?! I can never unread this!
Ashido: I’ve really outdone myself.
Aizawa: I see no problem here. Let’s start class.
Iida: All Might says, everybody showers before the final battle.
Mineta: (opens his mouth)
Shouto: Shut up, Mineta.
Tsukauchi: I washed my hair.
Hawks: I washed my feathers.
Endeavor: I bought the world’s first fireproof deodorant.
All for One: I haven’t showered since Kamino Ward!
Endeavor: JAIL.
Infinity war spoiler
Mineta is expelled
Lmao out of curiosity how would mineta be with a girlfriend like would he act up and shit
Ok I know I said I'd only do fem! Reader x a fem character, which is in the rules, but I really like this idea. But they will be no pronouns.
(Also please tell me if you want to be anonymous, and I'll edit this immediately)
I hope this answers your question, cause I had fun writing, and I hope you have fun reading.
Mineta x Girlfriend! Reader
Warnings: Mineta, GN reader, afab reader, curse words
Mineta absolutely acts up.
My man's finally gets with someone who fine with his pervertedness
As long as it's directed at said person (more on that later)
And you cute too, hell yeah he bout to act up
Anyway you know he's gotta tell somebody
He tells Denki, who kinda thinks he's lying but decides to believe in his bro anyway
Then he tells 1-A cause why not
The more people who knows about his awesome girlfriend the better
He says a lot of good things, surprisingly unperverted, about you
Everyone's fine with his 'lies' until he drifts into "my girlfriend's so f*cking hot" territory
That's when they shut him down and call him a liar
That guy just gave you a reason to hate peppermint, so thanks a lot guy
That guy just gave you a reason to hate pepper mint, so thanks a lot guy.
And Mineta's not taking that (somewhat deserved) disrespect lying down
So he brings you to the dorms to show off your "sexy bod" (his words not mine)
You thought it was stupid, but decided to go along with your boyfriend's oh so devious plan
And you were embarrassed when the first thing that happened when you met his class was someone blurting out
"What is that your older sibling or something?"
That guy just gave you a reason to hate peppermint, so thanks a lot guy.
Anyway the girls were happy to see you
Like really really happy
Apparently, Mineta hasn't been a molesting little shit in while, and know they know it's because of you
You weren't too happy about that
Mineta, who was passing on his "wisdom" of getting a gf to Denki, when he overheard
And being Mineta said
"Oh yeah, the down side to having a girlfriend is that I can no longer grope Yaoyorozu's supple breast."
Dramatic light, tears and all.
And you and the girls overhear that
Yaoyorozu, who told you to call her Yaomomo, cringes.
You, however, are about to lose your shit
Like you know he's a pervert, but seriously right in front of your salad you!?
You're not taking that shit, fuck that.
So what if you quirk happened to be anger induced super strength? Mineta would be fine, you'd made sure to punt the little fucker into nearby tree.
Anyway after all that you couldn't but notice something
No not that Mineta shaped hole in the window that's got Iida freaking out
You couldn't help but realize
Mineta was right
Yaomomo had some really nice boobs 👀
And you told her so, even though you were slightly jealous
Yaomomo blushed, horrified
Everyone soon understood how exactly Mineta got a girlfriend
'You're just like Mineta!' Everyone thought, as you continued to compliment Yaomomo's body
Mineta's branch beaten body is proud of you.
I wrote this all in a day, and it probably shows, I hope you enjoyed, and remember to read my rules!
Request and enjoy, Bye!
So I was looking for things to burn when...
I think this might be redundant
Mineta's Only Purpose
Everyone knows Mineta is a useless grape head whose only purpose is to sexually harrass girls. He has almost no redeemable characteristics and his character isn't even aesthetically pleasing. Overall he's a failure of a character who the whole fandom despises.
Now, the creator of BNHA, Horikoshi, has made dozens of loveable characters who interact well together. It wouldn't be so hard to remove Mineta or make his character more understandable and relatable, because they've taken the time to do that with tons of characters. Giving him a decent backstory and making him redeemable could have happened, if that is what they wanted.
But it's not.
Mineta is purposely made to be irredeemable. He's made to be hateable. Why? Because if the whole fandom hates Mineta the most than it saves other characters from being scrutinized or written off as bad (especially if they've yet to have their redemption arcs). Because, "Oh, Kaminari is a perv, but not as bad as Mineta" will allow people to appreciate characters they'd otherwise write off as their least favourite.
We can all agree that Mineta sucks, (and hell, the story would probably be better without him) but he's still something that brings the fandom together. A character we can all collectively hate because he has no redeeming qualities. At the very least, BNHA fans know they can always find common ground on hating Mineta.
Who's your favorite MHA character and why?
I'd ask who your least favorite is too, but Mineta exists and there are a LOT of characters, so how about this:
Excluding Mineta, who's your least fav member of Class 1-A and why?
ooo it's really hard to pick a fav
But I'm probably gonna have to go with Sero, tho Kiri is a close second
As for why, idek lol. He's just 👌👌👌
He's got a nice personality, neat quirk, great hero suit, AWESOME colour scheme. The show does him dirty tho
Give ma boy more screen time 😤
However, I think the main reason why he's my fav is cuz of @peterokii (Sorry for tagging you). He does sero RIGHT. Pls check him out if you haven't
I'm also writing a fic about him rn, so that probably contributes to it
Now, least fav character. Min*ta is a piece of shit. But EXCLUDING HIM, likely Satou. I just hate him. He looks stupid, he has a stupid quirk, and a fucking atrocious hero suit. Even his first name (Rikidou) sounds like "ridiculous", which is what his whole character is
Ik there are people who genuinely like his character, and to them I'm sorry that they have bad taste that I can't bring myself to like him
Work doodle: Mineta - swamped with work I can't doodle in peace today ):
So like....
