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I always thought he made Metal with mitosis 😭😭 Like he saw everyone else having children and didn’t wanna feel left out, so he just split himself and made Metal

My theory on where Mini-Lee came from

So we’ve all read Chapter 700 by now, and as such, we all know that Lee is training a new big browed child that looks suspiciously just like him, right?

What we’re all asking is “Where did he come from? Is he actually Lee’s child? Is Tenten the mother?”

Well, I was curious too, so I set off to find the answer, and what I discovered is probably the most shocking plot twist in all fiction. Remember Neji? Tall, long hair, kinda corpsey?

Yeah, this guy.

Anyways, after he died and Naruto shared began to spread chakra to everyone, Lee was the one attending to his corpse before going off and being a complete badass. But what did he do with that corpse? I re-read and re-watched the scene for several hours, until noticing something peculiar. Take a look for yourself.

Lee stole Neji’s eyebrows.

Everyone has seen this already, and we all just thought it was a morbidly hilarious animation goof, but what if there was actually more to it this entire time? 

What if Lee took those eyebrows and grew a child out of them? 

This would completely explain where the child came from, and it would also explain why there’s always a child who mysteriously appears in Konoha, with large round eyes, and big bushy eyebrows, that has poor chakra control and excels in Taijutsu. Each generation harvests, and cultivates the eyebrows of the dead, until they form a construct made out of them, and then trains it to do the same when it’s time for a new one to be made. Yep.

Kisame Hoshigaki 1/6 scale figure - Rocket Toys (2024)

Random Naruto Rant 4

The Nara clans hairline will always be one of the greatest Naruto phenomena for me

It’s like it gets worse with every generation and they aren’t making it any better with those tight ass ponytails they be wearing 24/7

Just look at Shikamaru throughout the years, it just keeps getting worse but it’s understandable with all the stress they be putting that boy through 😭

And then there’s Shikadai who didn’t even get a fighting chance, he was just born with it..