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A/N: omg the idea of Bonten men having a nerf gun war just to see who gets a week’s worth of time-off is literally living in my head ✨rent free✨ rn.

 Like, it all starts with Ran ranting to his brother about how overworked he was as they're in the meeting room where everyone else sat waiting for Mikey to show up. The first person to eavesdrop in their conversation is Takeomi, who ends up giving the older Haitani a whole lecture on how he wouldn’t need time-off since he was too much of lousy executive to even bother doing paperwork.

 Then, Rindou would argue on how Takeomi had the easiest job of being an advisor for Bonten. One thing leads to another and all three of them end up arguing as Mochi and Kakucho spectates from afar with disappointed parent looks as the rest of Bonten chimes in with their own opinion on the topic as to who deserves time-off. I feel like Kokonoi would’ve argued that he has a hard time dealing with covering all the expenses Ran, Rindou, and Sanzu uses in Bonten (especially after a mission) as well as keeping up with how much money Sanzu wastes on drugs. Rindou’s argument would probably be that he always gets paired with either Sanzu or Ran, or both to do a dangerous mission, which always ends up leaving him severely injured or in the hospital (I can see Sanzu using him as a human shield as they are literally getting shot at lol). Sanzu would most likely argue that he  works harder than anyone else, since he’s constantly executing traitors and keeping an eye on people who could potentially harm Bonten (he won’t admit that he secretly dumps most of his work on Takeomi, but that’s a different conversation to have). All amongst the arguing and empty threats between the five men, Sanzu suggests the idea to settle the debate with a nerf gun war. Meanwhile, Mikey had been listening in on the whole conversation ever since everyone started fighting. So like after they had the meeting of discussing reports and what nots, Mikey goes “since everyone thinks they deserve time off, the last one standing in the nerf war gets a week worth of paid time-off.” 

Who do you think would win? 

Ran: *Looks over Rin's phone* Rinnyyyyy watcha starin' at?

Rindou: Nunya?

Ran: What the hell is-

Rindou: NUN YA DAMN BUSINESS, BITCH!

Sanzu: *starts laughing hysterically in the background*

Takeomi: I didn't know we worked with children...

Kokonoi: *Internally cringes* I want my brain cells back

Kakucho: *sighs while giving a disappointed dad look*

Mochizuki: *lowkey thought it was funny* Get back to work!

Mikey: I thought it was a country.

Day 4 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Rindou: What is that? *points at birthday banner*

Rindou: *Reading out loud* "It is your birthday. period."?

Sanzu: I'm just stating a fact

Rindou: Can you at least put an exclamation point?

Sanzu: This is more professional.

Rindou:...

Sanzu: What? It's not like Ran discovered a cure for cancer or anything!

Do you plan too do poly!bonten at some point?

Abso-fucking-lutely, I've recently been having bad poly!bonten brainrot, like, it's real bad 🤭 after my inbox is open feel free too flood it with bonten thirst or requests lol (I'm most likely not gonna write for Mochi though... I'm not sure, the other seven are fine though.)

Sanzu, Ran and Rindou would definitely say some shit like this 🙄😮‍💨

If any of the bonten members had to go to court

Back for one of my fav's b-day!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAN <3

I wanna make some babies

I wanna get it up