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Some cursed Transformers thoughts
Energon comes from Primus' body. He nurses his young.
In continuities where energon is blood, everybody is a vampire. They're cannibalizing their god. It's like transubstantiation except actually true.
Primus gives birth to the cybertronians, who are themselves sterile. He's an insect queen.
Does that mean TFP Optimus becomes the insect queen at the end, since Primus died and he merged with The Allspark?
Marvel G1 Optimus' body is the one true source of life. HE is the insect queen.
Marvel G1 Shockwave noncon bred Optimus' severed head to create the Marvel G1 Constructicons (this is literally the canon, i'm just explaining it cursedly. Idk if what Shockwave did was more analogous to impregnating Optimus, or to making Optimus impregnate him).
TFP Shockwave sure likes making babies. Does he have a breeding kink or something?
Covenant Of Primus, while having inconsistent characterization, had Shockwave seeming to have an obsession with having a lot of children (bots he experimented on and altered).
TFP Shockwave is also obsessed with making dinosaurs and dragons. Is he some kind of a scalie???
nice thoughts: a really good armchair you found for $10 at the thrift store. plants swaying gently in the breeze of an open window. falling into a bed with freshly made sheets. when the sun comes out after rain and makes all the water bright. the way a person’s eyes look when they’re obviously failing to hide a smile. pressed flowers and plane tickets and ribbons tucked into books. dogs.
Isn’t it a beautiful thought that one day ur gonna have little people running around your house that are half you and half the person you love.
Ryan Gosling is very handsome.
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