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The Nopon from Xenoblade are the funniest fucking species of cutesy creatures in any RPG because they're all a bunch of assholes. You look at their adorable little faces and think they're innocent and kind. No!! They have jobs! They have children! They fuck!!!
They have an entire village tradition where they designate one Nopon to be the village's hero, except it's all bullshit and they're just sending their most problematic villager to go get killed in battle so they stop being a pain in the ass.
There's several side quests where a Nopon will ask you go to kill a family of wild animals for no reason other than it's annoying them. There's an entire underground drug cartel in the Nopon village.
Nopon should be an example for other rpgs on how to make the funniest npcs.
Words cannot express how much I love the Nopon. Legit one of my favourite RPG races because they are so insanely goofy.
Their looks? Cutie patooties. Their aura? Smug and mocking. Attitudes? Annoying. I want to punt the lot of them into a brick wall and I love them for that.
Hilarious. Show-stopping. I want 25 of them.
The Nopon from Xenoblade are the funniest fucking species of cutesy creatures in any RPG because they're all a bunch of assholes. You look at their adorable little faces and think they're innocent and kind. No!! They have jobs! They have children! They fuck!!!
They have an entire village tradition where they designate one Nopon to be the village's hero, except it's all bullshit and they're just sending their most problematic villager to go get killed in battle so they stop being a pain in the ass.
There's several side quests where a Nopon will ask you go to kill a family of wild animals for no reason other than it's annoying them. There's an entire underground drug cartel in the Nopon village.
Nopon should be an example for other rpgs on how to make the funniest npcs.
Me when I gain god-like powers and make a crossover event happen between 2 separate universe’s protagonists because I thought it would be cool as fuck if they met and fought together
Nopon are fucked up little creatures and I'm having trouble deciding what detail about them I like the most:
While the non-human races of XC1 & Xc2 were either created directly by the gods to fit into their little ttrpg world or the product of rapid evolution to survive in alrest, nopon just existed on earth.
They canonically have more interest in human women than other nopon.
The drug trafficking ring.
The core crystal trafficking ring.
complicity in, and profiteering off of a forever hell-war between two factions of enslaved child soldiers. their cutsey dialect being intentionally crafted to make it easier to scam people.
at least 3 members of their species have reached a nirvana-like state, and have gained the ability to bend space and time to their will. they use this ability for fanfiction purposes. riki joined the party in xc1 because his wife was threatening to divorce him.
riku was 100% aware of everything that was happening in xc3, he simply did not tell anyone.