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I see we're all taking Porter very seriously and that's great and fun and all.

But

You know,

What if instead of being Alexis' progeny or whatever this mf is just a descendant of William's? Like his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson (that's 19 "great"s because I did my math) that took an Ancestry .com test or whatever and came from wherever in France to Dahlia to find his long lost great-(x19)-grandpa.