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1 year ago

i'd be such a weird parent. first of all, my children would be meme references or some sort of fandom shit reference. second of all, i would teach them how to fight at age five or some shit. third of all, i would have so many fucking books for them to read and they'd all turn into book-loving shit goblins just like me. fourth of all, they'd have the daily struggle of

some child: what's your dad's name?

my child: oh she's my mom today, her name is still cassian though

some child: what

and shit like that.

i definitely wouldn't be a BAD parent, just a WEIRD one. the type their kids would cringe about..

also there would be eight cats.


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