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YALL SEE THAR TOO OR AM I JUST GOING TOO CRAZY

PULL THEM PANTS UP BEFORE I BECOME A LITTLE SNARLING GREMLIN OHGOD PLEASE

also like, guys hear me out. i cannot stop imagining gabriel luna as sam because.... DUKE sam collins.

YESSS

PUT ME TF ON GIRLLL

AHHHHHHH

UGH I WILL BE REPLAYING THIS TRACK I HOPE YOU KNOW

HOW AM I ONLY JUST NOW GETTING INTO EXO???

IM HAVING AN EARGASM

Girl, you were onto something about Kai and EXO @holy-minseok

Older groups do it best

WAIT

NO HOLD ON

I STILL WANT HIM...

I'M 20 AND I STILL WANT HIM

Little me really watched Karate Kid and said, ah yes, the bloodthirsty evil bully- what a handsome young man

THE VIDEO AT THE END TOOK ME OUUUUTTTT

FUCKING HELL. 🛐🛐🛐

for those who didn't get it, he was referring to getting people to watch it on the cinemas itself (big screen) so in that way, the screen is big enough to see him and he can mind control us😭💖

credits to @_ropert_ on tiktok.

when im arguing with kpop shippers that think their queerbating favs are dating but then they bring up hao and hanbin...cuz how tf do u even explain ts bruh denial is a river in egypt. wdym by “i wanna kiss u” wallahi the closet is glass

i just wanna eat boypussy felix out till hes crying IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

=͟͟͞♡ felix × fem!reader

=͟͟͞♡ boypussy!felix (hard thought)

Boypussy!felix with his cat ears on, fluffy and pink, ribbons laced to the base of them while you massage the soft flesh under his buttcheeks.

He is all dressed up as he likes, tiny pleated skirt pulled up to show his round cheeks and warm white cardigan wrapped around his chest. Felix is lying on your legs, butt up and face pressed on the silky sheets of your bed while you gently pinch the back of his thighs and release it to draw imaginary circles on his frekled skin. He handles the teasing just a couple of minutes, of course, before he is mewling and asking you to play with him.

And then you let your hand rest on his buttcheeks for a while before sliding his panties off, pink and lacey as his cat ears, and cupping his soppy cunt with your whole palm.

Felix cries, he always does when he feels loved and pampered, and you part his glistening folds with two fingers, keeping his pussy open while you bring your other hand in front of it and you slap it softly, not to hurt him, but just to make him jolt with expectation.

"Can you please..."

He doesn't say anything else and he doesn't have to. you always knows what he wants, and you never deny it to him because he lives to be good for you. And so you push the tip of your index inside his rosey hole, a drip of slick gushing out and covering your pad, making the movement easier. You circle his entrance for a couple of seconds before thrusting your finger all the way in.

Felix keens and you push another finger inside, next to your index. His walls are wet and raw around you, and as you feel one tear slipping out of the corner of his eyes, you bring the tip of your thumb to press on his clit, all puffy and sensitive.

"Well done, my good boy, taking it so well."

YA'LL...

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I. AM FUCKING. SCREAMINGNREYGHJTRJHKNET 😩😩

Also PLEASE tell me who made this so I can give them credit- I found this on Pinterest. (totally not going to look up more art that they've done to add to my concerning collection)

Baby is always smizing

that’s the love of my life right there ⮥ [cr. onextime91]

Smokes for mister handsome over here

ares x gender neutral reader /// hades game [18+ only, minors and ageless blogs DNI]

not being able to wait for ares to come home, being so needy that you will take anything to hump against, you catch sight of his breastplate, the bird head adorning it is ridged and raised up... it's cold when you press your body down against it, but the metal warms up quickly to the heat of your body, bracketing your legs either you whimper and grind against it, imaging ares was underneath you wearing it, voice softly encouraging you to keep moving, calloused hands gripping the backs of your thighs, seeing something used for battle now used for pleasure, feeling him shake underneath you as he always does when he's taken aback by how much you want him, that you want his touch without fearing it,

you're lost deep in thought, almost about to come when you hear an inhale and then a deep chuckle behind you,

"my beloved, i didn't realise i'd left you this needy"

your face burns, feeling unable to turn your neck to face him, but there's no need as he kneels on the bed behind you,

"i never expected that you would find pleasure in this, but then you do keep surprising me. don't be shy now, you were thinking of me, were you not? poor thing, not being able to be left alone for even just a couple hours... let me love you as you deserve, after you come."

he presses your hips down, nips at the skin under your ear.

"show me"

JUST WOKE UP AND SEUNGHAN IS BACK WHAT THE FUCK LMAOAOAOAOSOSLSPODDKWKLDDK O)&(&?995859)95 BEST MORNING OF MY LIFE I DOMT EVER WANNA KILL MYSELF ANYMORE ITS OVER

in this chappell (roan) of ritual or whatever tobias forge said..

THIS THOUGHT CAME OVER AND I COULDNT RESIST SO I DREW IT

I slept in and just woke up, so here's what I've been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.

The official branding is that a tweet is now called "an X", for which there are too many jokes to make.

The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn't reclaim the username first.

The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.

Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name "X" in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for "X" in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.

The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term "X Japan" is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.

Elon had workers taking down the "Twitter" name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says "er".

He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as "Xvideo". Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

Edit to add further developments:

Yes, this is all real. Check the notes and people have pictures. I understand the skepticism because it feels like a joke, but to the best of my knowledge, everything in the above is accurate.

Microsoft also owns the trademark on X for chatting and gaming because, y'know, X-box.

The logo came from a random podcaster who tweeted it at Musk.

The act of sending a tweet is now known as "Xeet". They even added a guide for how to Xeet.

The branding change is inconsistent. Some icons have changed, some have not, and the words "tweet" and "Twitter" are still all over the place on the site.

TweetDeck is currently unaffected and I hope it's because they forgot that it exists again. The complete negligence toward that tool and just leaving it the hell alone is the only thing that makes the site usable (and some of us are stuck on there for work).

This is likely because Musk was forced out of PayPal due to a failed credit line project and because he wanted to rename the site to "X-Paypal" and eventually just to "X".

This became a big deal behind the scenes as Musk paid over $1 million for the domain X.com and wanted to rebrand the company that already had the brand awareness people were using it as a verb to "pay online" (as in "I'll paypal you the money")

X.com is not currently owned by Musk. It is held by a domain registrar (I believe GoDaddy but I'm not entirely sure). Meaning as long as he's hung onto this idea of making X Corp a thing, he couldn't be arsed to pay the $15/year domain renewal.

Bloomberg estimates the rebranding wiped between $4 to $20 billion from the valuation of Twitter due to the loss of brand awareness.

The company was already worth less than half of the $44 billion Musk paid for it in the first place, meaning this may end up a worse deal than when Yahoo bought Tumblr.

One estimation (though this is with a grain of salt) said that Twitter is three months from defaulting on its loans taken out to buy the site. Those loans were secured with Tesla stock. Meaning the bank will seize that stock and, since it won't be enough to pay the debt (since it's worth around 50-75% of what it was at the time of the loan), they can start seizing personal assets of Elon Musk including the Twitter company itself and his interest in SpaceX.

Sesame Street's official accounts mocked the rebranding.

Legal Married Couple Cosplay MY NEW BELOVED??!

RAAHHH

A Gift for the Missus

i always think about if there was a time where the ineffable husbands had to pretend to be a legally married couple 😌🙏🙏 they consume my waking hours

Today started bright and cheerful, and Muriel took a book and went to Berkeley Square. At first it was nice reading in the sun, but the day seemed to get darker and more melancholy the longer they were there. A chilly wind cut through, and people hurried indoors; even the birds huddled down and stopped singing. Muriel slowly walked back to the bookshop, and wondered why everything felt so sad now.

@meanwhile-at-crowleys-flat @meanwhile-in-heaven

what makes us any different?

Operation Saving Till : FAILED

Sing one last song with me