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Nn gostei, é eu demais isso
Them: New studies suggest that being on the autism spectrum may be up to 90% hereditary!
Me: *looks at my father, who can deliver a discursive monologue on literally any topic at the drop of a hat and routinely ignores off-script conversational responses as though the other party hadn't said anything at all*
Me: *looks at my mother, who has immense difficulty discussing topics she's not already well-versed in because her brain interprets each utterance in contextless isolation and struggles to relate any given sentence to the sentence which preceded it*
Me:
Me: You don't say.
revising your writing is just like "is this weird. is this a weird sentence. is this the weirdest most poorly-worded sentence ever written by anyone" and the sentence in question is "he walked across the room"
