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"Wake up."
Harry twitched, then snored.
"I said wake up."
Consciousness slowly spread like pins and needles on the inside of his head. Harry groaned.
"Get up."
Harry groaned again, keeping his eyes closed. "'t'd'you want?"
"I'm hungry."
"Go find something to eat. I need to sleep."
"No. Get up. Make me breakfast."
Harry whined, nasal and plaintive. "Please, it's Saturday."
"So what. I'm hungry."
"Draco, please."
"Get up or I'll bite you."
"No you won't."
"I will."
"Fine. It's not like that'll kill me anyway."
"...you're not scared of my bite?"
"No, go ahead and bite me."
"Fine, here I come."
Harry almost fell asleep again as he waited. Nothing happened.
Then something damp tickled his ear. He jerked away with a gravelly chuckle and buried his face into his pillow. "Stop. That tickles."
"Get up and give me breakfast."
"You're old enough to go find breakfast yourself."
"You told me never to leave the flat."
"I told you to be discreet."
"You told me people are scared of me."
"Yes, well, they don't know how sweet you actually are."
"I am not sweet."
"You are. Let me sleep."
"No. Fucking get up."
Harry choked out a laugh. "Where did you learn that kind of language?! You're not even two!"
"Get up and make me some fucking breakfast."
"Stop it, you aren't allowed to swear."
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck--"
Laughing helplessly now, Harry finally forced his sticky eyes open. Dark, beady eyes stared at him from a mere two inches away.
"Good morning, Draco," he said fondly.
"Breakfast."
"You look very nice this morning."
"Shiny?"
"Very shiny," said Harry, pushing the duvet off himself and the tight spiral of thick coils beside him. He reached out and rubbed Draco's head with one finger.
The tiny, forked tongue shot out in a flash. "Will you take me to the park again today?"
Harry grinned, scratching his bare chest. "Sure."
"Will my namesake be there again?"
"Oh. Er. I don't know..."
"Pathetic."
"Pathetic?! Me?!"
"You couldn't even ask him out to dinner like you were supposed to."
"Fine. Watch me as I ask him today!"
"I hope you do. Then these forty five minute showers you take, grunting and moaning to yourself, can stop."
Harry felt himself go purple in the face as the white ball python next to him uncoiled and slithered away. "You-- you're just-- That's just my muscles relaxing--"
"Yes, I know which muscle. Now get up and feed me breakfast."
*
Inner Needs
Description: You and your friend Jimin are the best of friends, brought together by similar circumstances and shared hobbies. When Jimin complains about being too stressed from work, you offer your services.
Pairing: Jimin x Reader
Warnings: Dom/sub, switching, submissive!Jimin, dominant!reader, drinking, explicit language, edgeplay, breathplay, leashes, collars, sensory deprivation, blindfolds, light bondage, light sadism, orgasm delay/denial, dry orgasms, oral sex, face-sitting, face slapping, unsafe safe, whipping, reference to underage consensual sex.
Genre: Smut (18+)
Word count: 16.8k
A/N: Pay close attention to all those tags y’all. After several years of imagining it, I finally wrote my first domme fic. :) My switch-self is pleased. Extremely so. This is dedicated to all my other dommes and switch dommes. For those who aren’t dominant-leaning, I hope you still enjoy! Also, major respect and press f in the chat for @jeolla-jagi who suffered through the editing of this. A born submissive with not an inkling to be a domme, she powered through this. Seriously, the girl is a certified brat and she thrives on it.
Happy, happy birthday to Jimin!!
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