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Random BTS Crack 1
Jungkook: IN COMING
Yoongi: o-o WHAT
Taehyung: AH *jumps into Yoongi’s arms*
Yoongi: AGH *loses his balance and drops Taehyung*
Jungkook: *swerves out of the way*
Jungkook: *crashes into a wall*
Yoongi: …okay what just happened
Jungkook: ooowwwwww
Yoongi: Jungkook wtf why do you have a pink bike?
Taehyung: oh oh is that the thing you stole from the store?
Yoongi: O-o wait- STOLE?
Jungkook: Is my leg supposed to bend this way?
Taehyung: but why’d you have to get pink? .-.
Yoongi: why’d you steal a bike in the first place???
Jungkook: I think my stomach is in my throat ??
Yoongi: okay you two, explain right now
Taehyung: okay. I wanted a bike. Now we have a bike.
Jungkook: yeah, I stole one for Hyung
Yoongi: ok I got that much but WHY
Taehyung: because I wanted one
Yoongi: shush Taehyung I mean why didn't you pay for it instead?
Jungkook: I'm seeing shapes omg look a decagon
Yoongi: what- shush and tell me what's going on
Taehyung: we stole a bike
Yoongi: omg I KNOW THAT ALREADY
Taehyung: then why do you keep asking? Sheesh Hyung make more sense
Yoongi: Jungkook, where did you get the bike?
Jungkook: the store
Yoongi: what store?
Jungkook: the one that sells bikes
Yoongi: okay I know that, but which one
Jungkook: ...
Jungkook: the one that sells bikes
Yoongi: *facewall*
Taehyung: okay but why'd you get pink
Yoongi: it DOESN'T MATTER, because we're taking it back-
*sounds of police sirens in the distance*
Jungkook: uhoh
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Yoongi: I can't believe you idiots drug me to the police station over a bike
Taehyung: but I wanted one
Yoongi: yes I know I KNOW Taehyung please shut up--
Jimin: AYY YO I didn't think I'd see you guys here
Yoongi: Jimin what are you doing behind bars
Jimin: ...
Jimin: I was arrested for stealing jams
Jimin: I got yes jams :)
Yoongi:
Jungkook:
Taehyung:
Yoongi: why
~I AM SO SORRY~
-Admin Jinnie and Jongie
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