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I'm a firm beleiver that there is a Lush perfume for everyone.

mine's Lord of Misrule, what's yours

I like to think that the inside of the dionysus cabin in camp half-blood has infinite nooks and crannies designed to make any non-dionysus kid go mad (since dionysus is the god of insanity) and the dionysus kids have had to mark all of the nooks with big signs saying shit like "NO NON-DIONYSUS KID GO IN OR YOU WILL GET LOST AND START SEEING THE BREAD MAN" because someone's partner keeps coming over.

also one of the little nooks just leads to a massive theatre that has no way of existing on the outside (tardis style) and that one's absoloutley safe for no reason at all.

*crawling out of a ditch covered in blood* anyone wanna play garlic phone?

Klaus. Adhd.

need I say more.

(He's me I'm him-)

"yo triangle person, the dude in the wheelchair just shat out a baby"

"omg your so right"

"wah"