Once Its Back On The Material Plane It's Not My Job To Deal With It. - Tumblr Posts

Tag yourself as out of context quotes from my D&D campaign

"ARE YOU GIVING THE BANDITS A TIP?!"

“You sure run fast, but are you fast enough to outrun consequences?”

“Why didn’t anyone tell me my clothes weren’t coordinated?” *upon getting colour vision back*

“Once it’s back on the material plane it’s not my job to deal with it”

"You can have my foot"

“Can I ever really truly die if I don’t have a soul?” *during a casual card game*

"I will pet the gastropod"