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I have more lore for my WH40k orks

And I've got to tell someone and so Tumblr will have to do

So you know how orks use Roks ? Spaceships made from hollowed out asteroids...but they can only land once.

Mekboss Tannaruk ead splitaah didn't like this....he wanted to be able to take his favourite spaceship with him everywhere so he had a cunning plan.

"weze juzt got to make it so dat, da rok can lands and takes off again"

He invented

Da Bouncin Basha

It's an ork rok about 10km in Diameter weighing 2.5 trillion tons coverd in armour and bristling with guns (pretty standard so far )....but with a special feature

A gigantic nuclear pogo stick

The giant pogo stick has a hollow divot in the base of the foot from which a nuclear bomb is dispensed and then detonated at point blanc range. The giant springs of the pogo stick absorb the shock and da Bouncin Basha is launched Into the air.

It leaps across the planet, with each mighty bound leaving a crater miles wide and crushing all who oppose it and when Tannaruk wants to move on they simply jump back into space

Ork Warboss completed!

I think I've only got 2 Christmas projects left, let's see if I finish in time

"New friend" (Exclusive to Tumbler and Twitter)

Uh Oh!!!

art by Max FitzGerald

Lotta work to make this custom ork figure! Really proud of it too!!

Materials used below:

-sullie action figure from mirrorverse toy line(super cheap can be found at dollar stores or Ross)

-apoxie sculpt

- greenstuff clay

-acrylic paint(too many to list rn)

-super glue

- plastic parts from broken printer

- receipt rolls

- toy car parts