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MY VENTURE HEADCANONS!!! :3

copy pasted from my tiktok plus some :3

AAAAA I LOVE THEM SO MUCJ U DONT UDNERTSND

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• wants to take care of plants but cant due to their job

• forgets to drink water a lot

• one time passed out due to dehydration, the wayfinder society found them in a cave and they had to be in the emergency room for a day

• since then, they got an app on their phone that buzzes when they should drink water and itll water a virtual plant :3

• unironically loves classical music

• likes to scour the internet in their spare time to listen to different music genres from different eras

• wishes they could learn intruments, especially ancient ones that people dont typically play anymore but cant cause of the time their job takes, but they still admire people who do play those intruments still!!

• their parents are missing and are pressumed dead and they hope that by being an archeologist they can find them one day

• used to cry as a kid when people would squish ants :(

• they think they dont have time for a partner, so theyre not really looking for one, but wouldnt be opposed to having one if they met the right person

• if they did meet someone they were interested in, would be super estatic and friendly, talking to them a lot, looking for them when they enter a room, etc

• would prefer an in-person relationship, they would be willing to try long distance but with how much they travel for their job, they will end up not being happy because they feel like they have to choose between their partner and passion :((

• they would end up romantacising the person theyre interested in and get disappointed when they dont live up to their fantasies

• really good at coming up with art n crafts ideas, bad at executing them

• autism

• used to be super interested in internet history as a kid, like random events that went down on the internet n stuff, but not so much anymore since theyre an archeologist now

• fav ice cream is rocky road (who would've guessed)

• messy eater

• love language is gift giving and quality time

• speaking of gift giving, if they liked someone they would def research crystal meanings and give them specific crystals based on their meaning

• need some extra luck? they're giving u aventurine, got into trouble recently and need protection? boom amethyst, they like you but they're too scared to say so? they're giving you rose quartz daily and hope you get the hint

• LOVES those shark tooth necklaces and wears one under their sweater (mostly just cuz they don't want it to get caught on something while working and have it fall off)

• any vacations they get from work, they always make sure to visit their grandma and tell her all about their adventures and findings !!

• thinks people with crooked teeth are the absolute cutest (totally not a self insert for me cuz I got crooked teeth ahahahaa nope)

• when they paint their nails they always just do it messily and just let the excess nail polish on their fingers to fall off ☠️☠️ (same)

• can def carry a conversation if ur shy or just don't talk a lot

• has a social media platform where they post cool things they find, after becoming associated with Overwatch, it gains traction

• after their profile gains attention, it actually becomes an in-universe meme/rumor that they chipped their tooth eating a rock

• Sloane thought it was funny, but they eventually come out and make a post saying they chipped their tooth after a rock came flying at their face while drilling 😞

• asexual cuz I said so

• u know that one dinosaur death pose fossil? they have something like that tattooed on their body

• also a compass tattoo probs

• is the BEST hugger

• when they're excited to see you, they'll hug u n pick u up n spin u around n everything

• is the type to see smth random and go "so-and-so would like this" and just get it without seconds thoughts

• used to draw in high school, but kinda stopped after joining the wayfinders

• is incredibly embarrassed by said drawings and would only show you if you either also showed something equally embarrassing or if yall are extremely close....

• had a lego phase

• Sloan and Junkrat send each other random cryptic texts that wouldn't make sense to anyone else looking at them, but it makes sense to them (it'd be stuff like random images or words or gibberish that'd make u go "what ☠️") (and it'd be at such random intervals like a random text from junkrat at 2am and Sloan doesn't send anything back until 3 days later at noon like???)

• I'm sorry but they're a bad texted lmfao they forget to check their phone all the time

• but they're def not a dry texter tho, they'd use faces like :D D: :p :) :3 >u< ): and type in all caps when they're excited with typos

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I COULD WRITE MORE BUT IF I CONTINYE ILL LITERSLLT BE HERE FOR HOURS SO I HAVE TO STOP

ANYWAYZ THAMK U FOR LISTENINGN TO ME RAMBLE ABOUT VENTURE BECUZ I LOVE THEM SO MUCJ IM SO OBSESSED WITH THEM N IM LIKE AAA AAAAANAAA AAA

anyways

yea

:3 eeeee

chat the venture brain rot is getting worse am I cooked

ik this prob won't get as much attention but I wanted to post it cuz I thought it was cute 😞😞😞

I haven't made self ship art since like,,, middle school,,,, with sans,,,,,,,,,

erm

anywayz

venture x me real!!!!!

VENTURE X S/O WITH CROOKED TEETH

hello hii hello :33

I made art of me n venture cuz (I lovebthem) but also cuz I have crooked teeth and I'm kinda insecure about them but ik venture would be so kind about them they wouldn't care so it makes me feel better 😭😭

so ye this fic is also self-indulgent I'm sorry 😭🙏

but hopefully someone reading this who also has crooked teeth finds some comfort from it :)

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★ before yall got together, venture always thought ur crooked teeth were a cute feature u had

★ if they ever found out u were insecure about ur teeth, u can bet they're doing everything in their power to comfort u and tell u how much they think that it's cute :3

★ as someone with imperfect teeth themselves, aka their chipped tooth, they can relate to the insecurities of not having perfectly straight and full teeth

★ they hope that u feel comforted knowing the fact that ur with someone who also has imperfect teeth

★ they actually admire ur teeth tbh i mean they admire every part of u but honestly if they find out ur insecure about them they'll be more inclined to admire and love them more 😭😭

★ if u have a habit of hiding ur smile because of ur teeth, they will gently try to get u to open up a little, without pushing too hard of course

★ they think your smile is the cutest thing in the whole world, they'd do anything just to see it

★ so seeing u cover up ur smile just because of your teeth makes them sad

★ they think ur crooked teeth just makes ur smile cuter!! why would u wanna cover up smth so perfect :((

★ fr tho, they love everything about you, both the perfect and imperfect (although they think everything about u is perfect)

★ after all, imperfections today could have been seen as qualities next to godliness thousands of years ago!! so who cares!!!

★ venture sees imperfections all the time throughout history through artifacts and folklore, and they think those are beautiful, so you and your crooked teeth aren't any different

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I hope someone out there can relate to me and having insecurities about crooked teeth cuz I feel like almost everyone I know already have straight teeth either naturally or because they got braces at a young age 😞😞

I am getting better tho, I actually do like some qualities of them, like sometimes when I smile a tooth will peak out and it looks like those cat images with a tooth hanging out 😭😭

anywayz enough yapping I HOPE U ENJOYED N ALSO LIKED MY ART 🙏🙏

lowkey kinda crjnge but oh well 😞

me and venture both having not perfect teeth makes me so happy idk why 😭😭

Venture x OC !!

when u make an oc just to make them suffer 🥰🥰🥰

I luv angst hehehehe

might be posting about my overwatch oc later,,,, but I'm still working on their lore so idk when 😞😞

im completely normal about them

we not gonna talk about how much I struggled to draw them kissing

but anywayz!!!

venture x synder real!!!!

(I don't have a pirate name for them yet pls help I can't keep calling them by their legal name like a loser 😭😭)

(also ignore the fact they changed outfits it was a separate draeing for smth else 😭🙏)

HELLO HI HELLO!!!

^them

GUYS I LUV YJEM SO MUCH U DONT UNDERSTAND

"does the peanut butter ice cream have peanuts in it?"

"🙂"

me and venture should go to the back on their 15 min break so we can get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

"if the world was ending, I'd wanna be next to you."

LOOK AY THEMMM

THEYTE DSO PRETTU N HANDSOME AND UUGGGHHHHH

I can't take it anymore SOMEONE SEDATE MEEEE

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD LEAVE ME ALOONRNEEE

I love the dirt goblin >:)

Redraw/update of my Venture fanart