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4 months ago

venture with a s/o who has a fucked sleep schedule

totally not self indulgent cuz my sleep schedule is fucked ahahahahahaha

(if u use tumblr i KNOW u can relate ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ)

โ˜… ur either sleeping 3 hours a night or for 19 there's never an inbeteeen and Sloan knows this

โ˜… ever since they met u, they quickly noticed how absolutely FUCKED ur sleep schedule is

โ˜… at first as ur friend, they lightly encourage u to sleep better, and poke some jokes here and there about it

โ˜… they'll ask how u slept one day n ur like "yea I only slept like 2 hours I'm tired" n they'll be like "aw I'm sorry :(( u should get some more sleep!!!" then you'll sleep like 17 straight hours n they'll ask how ur feeling like "hey u haven't messaged me in a while r u okay??" n you'll be like "yea srry lol I slept for like 18 hours I'm tired ๐Ÿ˜”" n Sloan is just like

Venture With A S/o Who Has A Fucked Sleep Schedule

โ˜… they'll genuinely start to worry for u if u start to experience stuff like memory loss, hallucinations, headaches, etc

โ˜… but once yall are together, they are LOCKED IN on trying to get u to get proper sleep ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

no partner of theirs is getting brain damage from lack of/too much sleep on their watch!!!

โ˜… they'll start small, like if they notice u usually go to bed super super late (like 5-7am late) then they'll slowly start to try n get u to go to sleep an hour earlier each week

โ˜… then over time they'll also help u wake up at an okay time by bribing u with kisses and the occasional breakfast in bed :3

โ˜… also side note I feel like Sloan would give the BEST cuddles like??? they'd be so warm and cuddly pls they'd love to just hold u

โ˜… anywayz

โ˜… they just love you and care about u so much, they hate to see u have such a bad sleeping schedule like this

โ˜… even tho Sloan tends to stay up too, looking at maps and artifacts, as late as probably 3 am, but I personally believe Sloan is a morning bird and likes to get up early

โ˜… they won't ever force u to get up super early if u don't want to, but they will at least try to get u up by like noon

โ˜… they just wanna spend time with u, they can't spend time with u if ur dead asleep :((

โ˜… hooowweverrrr if u were to entice them with warm snuggles and kisses.... they may be inclined to stay in bed

just for 5 more minutes !!!

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my venture brain rot is taking over my brain โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ


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4 months ago
Chat The Venture Brain Rot Is Getting Worse Am I Cooked

chat the venture brain rot is getting worse am I cooked

ik this prob won't get as much attention but I wanted to post it cuz I thought it was cute ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž

I haven't made self ship art since like,,, middle school,,,, with sans,,,,,,,,,

erm

anywayz

venture x me real!!!!!

Chat The Venture Brain Rot Is Getting Worse Am I Cooked

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4 months ago
VENTURE X S/O WITH CROOKED TEETH

VENTURE X S/O WITH CROOKED TEETH

hello hii hello :33

I made art of me n venture cuz (I lovebthem) but also cuz I have crooked teeth and I'm kinda insecure about them but ik venture would be so kind about them they wouldn't care so it makes me feel better ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

so ye this fic is also self-indulgent I'm sorry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

but hopefully someone reading this who also has crooked teeth finds some comfort from it :)

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โ˜… before yall got together, venture always thought ur crooked teeth were a cute feature u had

โ˜… if they ever found out u were insecure about ur teeth, u can bet they're doing everything in their power to comfort u and tell u how much they think that it's cute :3

โ˜… as someone with imperfect teeth themselves, aka their chipped tooth, they can relate to the insecurities of not having perfectly straight and full teeth

โ˜… they hope that u feel comforted knowing the fact that ur with someone who also has imperfect teeth

โ˜… they actually admire ur teeth tbh i mean they admire every part of u but honestly if they find out ur insecure about them they'll be more inclined to admire and love them more ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

โ˜… if u have a habit of hiding ur smile because of ur teeth, they will gently try to get u to open up a little, without pushing too hard of course

โ˜… they think your smile is the cutest thing in the whole world, they'd do anything just to see it

โ˜… so seeing u cover up ur smile just because of your teeth makes them sad

โ˜… they think ur crooked teeth just makes ur smile cuter!! why would u wanna cover up smth so perfect :((

โ˜… fr tho, they love everything about you, both the perfect and imperfect (although they think everything about u is perfect)

โ˜… after all, imperfections today could have been seen as qualities next to godliness thousands of years ago!! so who cares!!!

โ˜… venture sees imperfections all the time throughout history through artifacts and folklore, and they think those are beautiful, so you and your crooked teeth aren't any different

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I hope someone out there can relate to me and having insecurities about crooked teeth cuz I feel like almost everyone I know already have straight teeth either naturally or because they got braces at a young age ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž

I am getting better tho, I actually do like some qualities of them, like sometimes when I smile a tooth will peak out and it looks like those cat images with a tooth hanging out ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

anywayz enough yapping I HOPE U ENJOYED N ALSO LIKED MY ART ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™


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1 month ago

"does the peanut butter ice cream have peanuts in it?"

"does The Peanut Butter Ice Cream Have Peanuts In It?"

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"does The Peanut Butter Ice Cream Have Peanuts In It?"

me and venture should go to the back on their 15 min break so we can get ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚


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