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venture with a s/o who has a fucked sleep schedule

totally not self indulgent cuz my sleep schedule is fucked ahahahahahaha

(if u use tumblr i KNOW u can relate 🤨🤨)

★ ur either sleeping 3 hours a night or for 19 there's never an inbeteeen and Sloan knows this

★ ever since they met u, they quickly noticed how absolutely FUCKED ur sleep schedule is

★ at first as ur friend, they lightly encourage u to sleep better, and poke some jokes here and there about it

★ they'll ask how u slept one day n ur like "yea I only slept like 2 hours I'm tired" n they'll be like "aw I'm sorry :(( u should get some more sleep!!!" then you'll sleep like 17 straight hours n they'll ask how ur feeling like "hey u haven't messaged me in a while r u okay??" n you'll be like "yea srry lol I slept for like 18 hours I'm tired 😔" n Sloan is just like

★ they'll genuinely start to worry for u if u start to experience stuff like memory loss, hallucinations, headaches, etc

★ but once yall are together, they are LOCKED IN on trying to get u to get proper sleep 😭😭

no partner of theirs is getting brain damage from lack of/too much sleep on their watch!!!

★ they'll start small, like if they notice u usually go to bed super super late (like 5-7am late) then they'll slowly start to try n get u to go to sleep an hour earlier each week

★ then over time they'll also help u wake up at an okay time by bribing u with kisses and the occasional breakfast in bed :3

★ also side note I feel like Sloan would give the BEST cuddles like??? they'd be so warm and cuddly pls they'd love to just hold u

★ anywayz

★ they just love you and care about u so much, they hate to see u have such a bad sleeping schedule like this

★ even tho Sloan tends to stay up too, looking at maps and artifacts, as late as probably 3 am, but I personally believe Sloan is a morning bird and likes to get up early

★ they won't ever force u to get up super early if u don't want to, but they will at least try to get u up by like noon

★ they just wanna spend time with u, they can't spend time with u if ur dead asleep :((

★ hooowweverrrr if u were to entice them with warm snuggles and kisses.... they may be inclined to stay in bed

just for 5 more minutes !!!

~☆~

my venture brain rot is taking over my brain ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

chat the venture brain rot is getting worse am I cooked

ik this prob won't get as much attention but I wanted to post it cuz I thought it was cute 😞😞😞

I haven't made self ship art since like,,, middle school,,,, with sans,,,,,,,,,

erm

anywayz

venture x me real!!!!!

VENTURE X S/O WITH CROOKED TEETH

hello hii hello :33

I made art of me n venture cuz (I lovebthem) but also cuz I have crooked teeth and I'm kinda insecure about them but ik venture would be so kind about them they wouldn't care so it makes me feel better 😭😭

so ye this fic is also self-indulgent I'm sorry 😭🙏

but hopefully someone reading this who also has crooked teeth finds some comfort from it :)

~☆~

★ before yall got together, venture always thought ur crooked teeth were a cute feature u had

★ if they ever found out u were insecure about ur teeth, u can bet they're doing everything in their power to comfort u and tell u how much they think that it's cute :3

★ as someone with imperfect teeth themselves, aka their chipped tooth, they can relate to the insecurities of not having perfectly straight and full teeth

★ they hope that u feel comforted knowing the fact that ur with someone who also has imperfect teeth

★ they actually admire ur teeth tbh i mean they admire every part of u but honestly if they find out ur insecure about them they'll be more inclined to admire and love them more 😭😭

★ if u have a habit of hiding ur smile because of ur teeth, they will gently try to get u to open up a little, without pushing too hard of course

★ they think your smile is the cutest thing in the whole world, they'd do anything just to see it

★ so seeing u cover up ur smile just because of your teeth makes them sad

★ they think ur crooked teeth just makes ur smile cuter!! why would u wanna cover up smth so perfect :((

★ fr tho, they love everything about you, both the perfect and imperfect (although they think everything about u is perfect)

★ after all, imperfections today could have been seen as qualities next to godliness thousands of years ago!! so who cares!!!

★ venture sees imperfections all the time throughout history through artifacts and folklore, and they think those are beautiful, so you and your crooked teeth aren't any different

~☆~

I hope someone out there can relate to me and having insecurities about crooked teeth cuz I feel like almost everyone I know already have straight teeth either naturally or because they got braces at a young age 😞😞

I am getting better tho, I actually do like some qualities of them, like sometimes when I smile a tooth will peak out and it looks like those cat images with a tooth hanging out 😭😭

anywayz enough yapping I HOPE U ENJOYED N ALSO LIKED MY ART 🙏🙏

lowkey kinda crjnge but oh well 😞

me and venture both having not perfect teeth makes me so happy idk why 😭😭

Venture x OC !!

when u make an oc just to make them suffer 🥰🥰🥰

I luv angst hehehehe

might be posting about my overwatch oc later,,,, but I'm still working on their lore so idk when 😞😞

im completely normal about them

we not gonna talk about how much I struggled to draw them kissing

but anywayz!!!

venture x synder real!!!!

(I don't have a pirate name for them yet pls help I can't keep calling them by their legal name like a loser 😭😭)

(also ignore the fact they changed outfits it was a separate draeing for smth else 😭🙏)

WINTER IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!

anywayz

me and venture cuz I luv them :3

WEREWOLF VENCHA‼️🐺

design by rovovbo!!^

the other person there is me,,,, cuz,,,, vemtur,,,,, hehe

ghost!ow oc x mummy!venture

yk i just realized i don't have a real name for my oc yet 😭😭

if any of yall have any good ideas for a pirate name PLSPLSPLS TELL ME IM HORRIBLE AT NAMES 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

edit: my ocs name is Keo Kham, also known as Captain Sea-Wolf :3

ship name with venture is

capture

heh

😼

HELLO HI HELLO!!!

^them

GUYS I LUV YJEM SO MUCH U DONT UNDERSTAND

"does the peanut butter ice cream have peanuts in it?"

"🙂"

me and venture should go to the back on their 15 min break so we can get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

"if the world was ending, I'd wanna be next to you."

LOOK AY THEMMM

THEYTE DSO PRETTU N HANDSOME AND UUGGGHHHHH

I can't take it anymore SOMEONE SEDATE MEEEE

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD LEAVE ME ALOONRNEEE

I love having fictional caregivers. Like, just looking at a character that I like and brings me comfort and going "you'd take care of me" is so healing and comforting :3

I DREW MY OVERWATCH MAINS !!!!!! 💥💥💥 THE SILLIEST GROUP IN THE WORLD !!!!!!! 💥💥💥 I LOVE THESE FOUR A LOT SKJEJEJJRJ

i saw a silly fun trend on twitter for ppl to draw themselves as their overwatch mains, so here is mine !!!

You genuinely cannot win these days

Games will either have ZERO representation or have tons of great representation and a terrible fandom because WHAT IS THIS.

The full video is an edit of mercy and the audio is cardi b saying what’s underlined in the caption shown in this screenshot

Also the caption of the video speaks for itself

And what did they mean by “Juno’s next” because Juno isn’t trans??😭😭

The comments are also appalling

I want to point this one out specifically

They are justifying transphobia and hate speech by essentially saying “it’s just a silly mercy main thing you just don’t get it🩷”

Maining mercy doesn’t make you transphobic, please grow a brain I beg you.

Many other comments on this video are also calling venture an it. (The creator even going as far to reply “it***” under comments that use they/them for venture even if they are agreeing with the venture hate, proving this is driven by transphobia.)

Every single person who commented something like that I hope does some reflection and figures out that this behavior is pushing progress for lgbtq in games back so far whether you’re doing it intentionally or not.

Angela Zeigler would hate you.

Ok it's been a WHILE since I posted here sorry i keep forgetting i have this account ermm anyways- twitter seemed to enjoy this one so im posting it here aswell ❤️

Can you write where jq "messes up" her black lipstick for her black metal outfit and asks venture to help her fix it but Venture thinks she meant a tissue but in reality they have kiss marks all over? :3c (sorry if this is too much or too detailed I just love venture x Jq)

(I really hope I interpreted this correctly 😅)

Odessa was applying her black lipstick to match the rest of her outfit and makeup. She knew her partner Sloan absolutely loved when Odessa dressed up this way, especially with her metal guitar and her hair combed down for once, so she decided to try and get a cute moment going between them.

"Oi love, come here...I messed up my lipstick" She teased, hoping they would get the message. Sloan popped their head into the bathroom, a blush already forming on their cheeks when they spotted their girlfriend in this getup.

"Yes?" Sloan tilted their head "need me to help you?"

Odessa thought they had caught on to her little idea and nodded "yeah, I messed it up a little... I need your help."

But of course, being the slightly gullible person they were, Sloan swiftly grabbed a tissue and climbed up on the counter, holding it up to Odessa's face.

"Baby, where did it smear?" They ask, sounding confused since the lipstick looked perfectly applied to them. Odessa lets out a low chuckle, shaking her head.

"I swear, you need to be told everything sometimes." She laughs, proceeding to pepper the archeologist's entire face with kisses, leaving black lipstick marks all over. "There we go, now you helped me." Odessa smirks, proud of the blushing mess they left Sloan in.

POPROCK DANC!!!

Look at them go ^^ THEY DANCING TO THIS

Some venture gifs i made ^^

Feel free to use them, with credit.