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Parallel parking and just scraped a cars bumper with my car 😩
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In the spirit of Halloween, why not do all Halloween songs for the month of October. #comelittlechildren #2020 #halloween #october #acapella #baritone #spurofthemoment #driving #parking #waiting #music #singing #harmonies #hocuspocus #throwback #ballad #covidtales https://www.instagram.com/p/CGAucyNnSE1/?igshid=1rx2wf64tf5e9
Once, in Ocean City MD where parking is at a premium, I parked in my hotel's parking lot just fine. Later, when we returned to the car, my friend WHO DOESN'T DRIVE but is thinner than me had to get in, climb over the console, and back the car out because of someone exactly like in the photo. Do not bring your urban assault vehicle to the beach and then park like that, you jackass.
i love parking my car perfectly and beautifully and correctly with plenty of space between the lines and then coming back and still having to squeeze my fat ass into it like a boba through a bendy straw because someone parked their oversized Daddy’s Special Boy-mobile a smooth 6 inches from my goddamn door
BEST PARKING PLACE EVER