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I am the very model of a modern Warrior of Light

I’ve had to unite many sides; from dragonflight to socialite.

I’ve gone to different worlds and defeated Primal’s left and right

Ultima Thule was different, though, Endsinger gave me quite the fright.

But I challenged Zenos at the end and fist-fought him with all my might

The bad guy’s gone and once again my friends and I have won the fight

So let’s celebrate and take a break it’s time to settle down they said,

But if I’m not there to save the day then everyone could wind up dead…

All: IF THEY’RE NOT THERE TO SAVE THE DAY THEN EVERYONE COULD WIND UP DEAD All: IF THEY’RE NOT THERE TO SAVE THE DAY THEN EVERYONE COULD WIND UP DEAD All: IF THEY’RE NOT THERE TO SAVE THE DAY THEN EVERYBODY'S GONNA WIND UP DEAD.

I‘m very good at pushing past my limits when I take damage

In combat I’m unmatched my job-stones give me quite the advantage

In short, in matters that excite like outright getting in a fight I am the very model of a modern Warrior of Light. All: IN SHORT, IN MATTERS THAT EXCITE, LIKE OUTRIGHT GETTING IN A FIGHT THEY ARE THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN WARRIOR OF LIGHT