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relief.
↳ a celebration is in order.
◇ jungkook x reader ◇ smut ◇ 1.7k [1/1]
notes: whoever decided that periods should be a thing deserves to fall off a bridge. monthly bleeding blows. if you prefer to skip the light period-related humor, feel free to start reading below the break. ^^
also, i have such major issues writing kookie in smutty scenarios. like, he’s just a baby boy in my mind and i’m not sure how this filth even came about. i’m sorry. anyway.
It’s on a particularly lazy Saturday evening, deep blue and hazy, that you realize something wonderful. “I’m free!” you exclaim joyfully as you burst into the bedroom where your boyfriend is, drawing out the last syllable until you are short of breath.
Jungkook is actually home for once, this weekend being one of those rare occasions where he’s both in Seoul and not at the studio with his members. Sleepy eyes crack open and he raises a brow at you from his spot on the bed where he had been dozing with his laptop beside him, the screen dark and forgotten.
You flop down beside him unapologetically, bouncing up and down. “My period’s over, silly,” you inform him like it’s the most excellent thing in the world (which it probably is), bopping him on the nose cheerily. “Freedom at last!”
He chuckles. “Sounds like we need to celebrate.”
“Mm,” you hum, curling up against his side and burying your nose in the crook of his neck. One of his arms comes up to wrap around your shoulders and you sigh happily, nestling closer to the warmth of his body. “I’m just glad I can sit normally again.”
“You know what I’m glad about?” he asks, a mischievous glint in his brown eyes.
“Hmm?” You don’t see the wicked smirk Jungkook sends in your direction, but you certainly feel what he does next. His hand slides into the waistband of your sweatpants, finding its way to your clit. A gasp escapes you as he pinches it gently, turning into a moan as he teases your entrance with those devilish fingers.
“I’m glad I can do this again,” he murmurs, lips brushing against your cheek.
A breathless little laugh escapes you as he continues his ministrations. “It really must’ve been an agonizing time for you,” you joke, wriggling a little as a finger slides inside you. The sensation of being filled, combined with his thumb on your clit, sends your body into overdrive and you come undone with a gasp, collapsing back against the pillows.
“Probably not as agonizing as it was for you,” Jungkook says as he withdraws his hand, looking very pleased with himself.
You laugh. “Wait, are you talking about my period, or about not being able to have sex with you?”
A grin. “Both.”
You peck him on the cheek affectionately. “Sorry, Kookie, I like you a lot, but the last thing I want is a dick inside me when there’s blood coming out of my hoo-ha. Nothing personal.”
“That’s fine,” he replies with an amused smile. “I’m starving. Want to order pizza?”
“Sounds good to me. You know what we can do while we’re waiting for it to get here?”
The wicked little grin he sends your way tells you that he knows exactly what you have in mind.
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