Guys And Dolls AUs

Guys and Dolls AUs

Scenario 1

Muse A is a compulsive gambler who runs an illegal, floating craps game in the city. Muse B is a showgirl who performs regularly at a night club. the two of them have been engaged for 14 years, and after one of her shows, Muse B asks Muse A once again to go to city hall for a marriage license. After getting caught by the police for running his illegal gambling ring, Muse A covers by telling the cops that he and his friends are setting up for his bachelor party, and he decided to elope with Muse B. The next night, Muse A doesn’t show up for the elopement because he was busy running his gambling ring, and stood Muse B up once again...

Scenario 2

Muse A is a charming man, but a compulsive gambler. Muse B is a prim and proper Salvation Army officer. One day, Muse A’s friend makes a bet with him -- he must get any woman of his friend’s choice to go to dinner with him. Muse A takes the bet, and his friend chooses Muse B -- thinking it is a bet easily won. Muse A goes to Muse B and claims he wanted to be “saved” and impresses Muse B with his knowledge of the Bible. Muse A promises that he will bring “one dozen genuine sinners” to the mission branch, if she accompanies him on a trip to Cuba the next day. Afterwards, the head of the of the mission goes to Muse B and tells her that her branch will close if she does not start to bring in more people, and she promises her boss that she will bring in “one dozen genuine sinners” at the next meeting, thereby accepting Muse A’s deal. Once in Cuba, Muse B accidentally becomes drunk and kisses Muse A, admitting that she was genuinely having fun for the first time in her life. And Muse A consequently realizes that he is falling in love with Muse B...

Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?

Child: We'll wake up the books.

Parent: That's right.

g-lindas’ favorite musicals | Annie

I’m poor as a mouse / I’m richer than Midas / But nothing on earth / Could ever divide us / And if tomorrow, I’m an apple seller too / I don’t need anything but you /

well im ready to punch myself in the face...

SLYTHERIN; cunning and shrewd

a mix for the modern slytherins. lacing up black doc martens and hiding glittering silver jewelry beneath robes, saturday morning dueling club on the fourth floor to prepare for N.E.W.T.S. in the spring, late nights in the common room laughing and talking about life after graduation, watching the sixth years bewitch sewing needles to embroider serpents on everyone’s pajamas, upholding the unspoken pact to look out for the first years until they find their way around, and knowing that whatever tomorrow may bring, slytherins stay together and slay together. LISTEN 

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