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Prompt 67

Geralt used to not pay attention to Jaskier's lovers. But then he fell in love with the bard, and began staring at them the entire time Jaskier chatted them up. He'd sit there and idle away the time trying to guess which features lead to Jaskier getting entranced by them. He flirted with a barmaid a couple years back purely for her rather impressive breasts if Geralt had to guess (and he was). And a handsome stable worker another time for what must be for his pretty eyes. This peasant woman had incredibly long luscious hair. This man had nice legs. This woman had a beautiful voice. So on and so forth guessing which quirks caught his little bard's attention. But then Geralt started noticing a pattern these last few months. Jaskier's suddenly only taking male partners. Burly male partners. Taller than him. With long hair. Long light hair. These could all be explained away as coincidences, Geralt reasons with himself one night when he can't fall asleep due to his own gay panic. But then the very next morning, a man walks in scowling and acknowledges Jaskier at best with a grunt, and Jaskier lights up. Jaskier strikes up a conversation with him, and shortly after the two leave together. It's no surprise to Geralt when a half hour later, Jaskier returns to Geralt, tucking his shirt back into his pants, face flushed and limbs lax. Geralt can't deny it any longer. Jaskier is purposefully seeking lovers who remind him of Geralt.