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reblog if you think the girls on the right are just as beautiful as the girls on the left

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Here's a random thing—a Pokemon Trainer I made for a friend's project. I'm seeing him as being a junior professor, who travelled across various uncharted regions researching Pokemon ecology, but who until now never had the chance to go on a proper Pokemon journey, with gyms and all. So now he's doing so, in a region filled with unknown phenomena! Let's call him Professor Barberry. I was originally going to give him a more unique pose, but I ended up basing it on the Scientist pose in the Alola games. I also worked on this from midnight 'til around 4am, please help, artistic focus is a hell of a drug

pokemon theory i just thought of: new pokemon appear in the pokemon universe when they're designed in this one. they're created ex nilho but they have retroactive realness; they weren't here yesterday, but today they've always existed.

pokemon researchers have had to suss this out on their own over decades, and it's a really unpopular theory, made worse by the fact that no one can come up with a better one. from their perspective pokemon generate spontaneously but in both chronological directions, and the similarities of many pokemon seem to be detived from a conscious and creative understanding of the world--their world, though? what other world could there be?. there are ice cream pokemon and pokeball pokemon and sword pokemon and trash bag pokemon.

there are so many pokemon with both wings and a beak. is this like swords? is there an ur-flying type that this class evokes? there are so many canine pokemon. but what is a canine? is there such a thing? there's only one set of sword pokemon, right. one tea-set line. is *feline* a coherent category? would the ur-feline have two legs or four? why do so many pokemon have humanlike bodyplans-- but then again, why so few?

pichu has always been the prior form of pikachu. why didn't it get counted in order? why do we call it that instead of saying pikachu is the middle evolution of the pichu line? why can so many trainers remember finding this out well into their journeys? why didn't ash start with one?

this is why pokemon researchers do a lot of labwork, drink heavily, and use ten year olds for field research. you can't have an existential crisis if you don't even know what time is yet.

Ok! I have been WERQ-ing on some line art and other ideas that you beautiful minds have given me and added a few of my own ideas. I still am nowhere near finished with all the requests that poured in, but it’s a start. So come on &check me out on Picarto.tv/geioji working on some of these babies :D  I’ll make a post here and deviant art to notify you. 

Hear’s hoping your holidays are filled with happiness and boners abundant. 

Professor Dogwood and his Aggron!

I’ve been on a major Pokémon train as of late, so here’s my Professor OC. I stayed true to the source material by making him sexy, as all professors are

So I'm scrolling through the pokemon Wiki, right? Bulbapedia, whatever it is. I'm looking at Professor Sycamore's page for a thing I'm working on, and then I see this:

For some reason, my brain concluded that this meant that Professor Sycamore had named his chespin "Handtowel."

I didn't question this, and, in fact, figured it was completely in character for him.

It only struck me about 10 minutes later that, no, his chespin is not named fucking Handtowel. This is just an actual Handtowel.

Do I now firmly believe that his chespin IS named Handtowel? Yes. Yes I do.