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Velvette would be the one in the boxers change my mind.

(Bonis points if she's not wearing a bra because fuck bras)

Polyvees in this meme! I might draw them, but I haven’t drawn anything Hazbin themed and I’m definitely not an enough skilled artist so if someone would do it please tag me! Extra points is Velvette is not the one in fluffy robe (not because she wouldn’t, she totally would, but Valentino would steal it for himself)

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

Velvette: What should we wear?

Vox: I was hoping for clothes

Valentino: *disappointed* oh

Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes

Velvette: I just want to hear those three magic words

Vox and Valentino: We love you

Velvette: That's sweet but try again

Vox and Valentino: Fine

Vox and Valentino: We will behave

It's the first day of October! Which means the first day of FANTOBER

Anyway here is my fic for day one where Velvette drags Vox on a coffee date!

Date Morning

I'd love to hear your thoughts <3

12, 34, and 61 for the Hazbin ask please 🥺

12, what's your favorite song from the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack:

This has to be one of the hardest asks lmao because I genuinely love most of them so much. I really like Poison though because I can listen to it with other people and they wouldn't know it was from a TV show.

34, what characters backstory would you like to see explored more in the show:

ALL OF THEM like we don't know anything about these people 😭 I just want to know the backstory of everyone in the hotel like I'll take that because we don't even know if Vaggie is heavenborn (which is how I headcanon her but idk) and I NEED to know about everyone's life on earth

61, who do you ship in the Hazbinverse

I'm a multi shipper so you can give me pretty much any ship and I'll be like "yeah, okay, why not" I don't really have a list of ships I like there's just a few that I stay away from. Right now I really like adamsapple, radioapple, staticradio, chaggie, poly vees, and Huskerdust but I'll try most things at least once lol

Hazbin Hotel Ask Game

ALSO

Can we talk about how the Vees always hang out in the same room???

We first see it when Vox goes to calm Val down:

It's the same table, TV, and couches that are in the extermination watch party scene, and they're also the same couches that Val and Vel are hanging out on in Stayed Gone:

This poster next to Vox when Val threw the glass is also visible in the background (on the left, behind Val) in the scene where Vel is watching the news on her phone:

After which Val immediately turns around and goes to sit on the couch to turn the TV on instead so he can see better. And when it switches to Vox's camera, there's a clear shot of the couches/table as well:

When their song in the finale starts, Vox passes these monitors, which are the same ones as in the first scene with Vox and Val (plus the little photo):

Then they're in front of the couch Vel and Vox were sitting on:

And then you can see the back of Val's couch when Velvette is filming the dancing.

And in her phone screen, you can see barstools in the background, which is probably where Velvette was sitting when she showed Val the news on her phone?

Also she was filming for 10 minutes,

And then remember that uh... weapons closet that Val gets guns out of? You can see it in the background when Val and Vox are singing (just to the right of Vox).

All of this is just to say the Vees 100% always hang out in this space, and it's adorable. It's their hangout space. I was always thinking it's a lobby/living room of some kind, but I've seen people refer to it as Val's room, and you know what? It's amazing either way because either Velvette and Vox both adore Val enough to have all his posters covering their common area wall, OR they have designated Val's room as their hangout spot, and he's just chill with it 😭

Bonus: look at how Velvette looks at her boys when they go off dancing:

These three are top tier polycule material and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Queue mandatory squabbles over what kind of scented bubble bath to use (Val HATES lavender and citrus scents, Velvette can't stand Bergamot while Vox is opposed to Mint)

the vees have a shared ensuite bathroom with a ton of space and obnoxiously large bathtubs so val can take his long, luxuriously overinvolved bubble baths while velvette does her hair & makeup and vox perches on the edge of the tub with his feet in the water (his head isn't waterproof) as he does his spreadsheets. and they're talking mad shit the whole time

one of the many reasons polyvees works is that vox and velvette are both so misanthropic and repressed in their own ways that valentino is like a manic pixie dream girl to them. he mentions that he enjoys talking to strangers at the club and velvette is pretending not to listen but going 'god damn... you're such a quirky free spirit i could never' on the inside. he texts vox a blurry picture of a flower that tried to bite him the morning after their first date business meeting along with a ramble about what he ate for breakfast and a misremembered shakespeare quote and vox is like 'he could fix me'