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imineffible
5 years ago

Cas: I am an Angel of the Lord, suck it!

Dean: Even if you weren't an Angel of the Lord, I'd still suck it

Sam *putting down his uno cards*: aaaaand I'm out

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supernatural spn destiel poor Sam castiel dean winchester sam winchester spn incorrect quotes supernatural incorrect quotes
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nym-wibbly
7 months ago
"That's Castiel. The Angel." 4.07 - ITS THE GREAT PUMPKIN, SAM WINCHESTER
"That's Castiel. The Angel." 4.07 - ITS THE GREAT PUMPKIN, SAM WINCHESTER
"That's Castiel. The Angel." 4.07 - ITS THE GREAT PUMPKIN, SAM WINCHESTER
"That's Castiel. The Angel." 4.07 - ITS THE GREAT PUMPKIN, SAM WINCHESTER
"That's Castiel. The Angel." 4.07 - ITS THE GREAT PUMPKIN, SAM WINCHESTER
"That's Castiel. The Angel." 4.07 - ITS THE GREAT PUMPKIN, SAM WINCHESTER

"That's Castiel. The angel." ↳ 4.07 - IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, SAM WINCHESTER

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spn 4x07 poor Sam he was so excited to fangirl a real live angel but he got the one with no social filter and a crush on his brother at least cas managed a decent handshake and didn't smite him on the spot for being a demon-infested abomination sam winchester castiel castiel broke poor sam's brain again well not again - but this was the first of many times cas broke poor sam's brain
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maybel3134
1 year ago
You Get A New Job. The Pay Isn't Great. Your Co-workers Are Your Ex And A Workaholic. You Get Nightmares
You Get A New Job. The Pay Isn't Great. Your Co-workers Are Your Ex And A Workaholic. You Get Nightmares

You get a new job. The pay isn't great. Your co-workers are your ex and a workaholic. You get nightmares from The Horrors. You just got an email from a cryptid. The IT guy wants to fistfight you.

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papersniffer
5 years ago
Gabe Was Not Amused With Sam's Valentine Card. Sam Thought It Was Hilarious, Though, Given His Track

Gabe was not amused with Sam's valentine card. Sam thought it was hilarious, though, given his track record with dating lol. 

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sabriel SABRIEL FOREVER Well technically it is true lol poor sam
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papersniffer
3 years ago
"Yesterday Was Tuesday, Right? But Today Is Tuesday, Too."

"Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday, too."

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fandom-cryptid
1 year ago
ID: A several panel comic of the characters from Supernatural. In the first, Dean around season 11 is showing a waitress pictures on his phone saying, "this is my husband! and can you believe, he looks like this everyday?!" Sam looks mortified on the other side of the booth, "Miss you do not need to look at his pictures-" Dean cuts him off to confirm that "every one needs to look at Cas!"
Next, it's a different day, taking place sometime before the first probably. Cas and Dean are heavily making out on the hood of the impala, Dean's legs wrapped around Cas. Someone off screen is saying to an, again, embarrassed Sam, "I know Cas doesn't need to breathe, but Dean hasn't come up for air in 20 minutes-" Sam is covering his eyes, his back to them, saying "please do not describe what is going on behind me."
Hard cut to an even earlier event where Sam has clearly opened the impala door in the middle of something. Cas is sans trench coat and suit jacket, on Dean's lap with his arms wrapped around his neck- clearly they were just making out. Cas glares at him saying "Sam" coldly. Dean looks more put out that embarrassed, "dude what the hell! When the impala is rocking don't come knocking!"
Finally, in what is the most recent of the panels, Eileen asks Cas "how long have you two been married?" Cas signs back, "only two years but we've been together maybe-" a truly broken-down Sam cuts him off dryly "Seven years, fifty days, three hours, and thirty-two minutes." Cas responds "its very odd that you know that, Sam." as if it's Sam's fault. Eileen askes "is your eye twitching?" it is. /END ID

to me, the funniest deancas option is them getting together in like the 5th season because its the option that makes sam's life the hardest and that amuses me (ID in alt)

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spn fanart destiel poor Sam traumatized moose spn fan comic this is awesome and the art is beautiful
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fandom-cryptid
1 year ago
ID: A several panel comic of the characters from Supernatural. In the first, Dean around season 11 is showing a waitress pictures on his phone saying, "this is my husband! and can you believe, he looks like this everyday?!" Sam looks mortified on the other side of the booth, "Miss you do not need to look at his pictures-" Dean cuts him off to confirm that "every one needs to look at Cas!"
Next, it's a different day, taking place sometime before the first probably. Cas and Dean are heavily making out on the hood of the impala, Dean's legs wrapped around Cas. Someone off screen is saying to an, again, embarrassed Sam, "I know Cas doesn't need to breathe, but Dean hasn't come up for air in 20 minutes-" Sam is covering his eyes, his back to them, saying "please do not describe what is going on behind me."
Hard cut to an even earlier event where Sam has clearly opened the impala door in the middle of something. Cas is sans trench coat and suit jacket, on Dean's lap with his arms wrapped around his neck- clearly they were just making out. Cas glares at him saying "Sam" coldly. Dean looks more put out that embarrassed, "dude what the hell! When the impala is rocking don't come knocking!"
Finally, in what is the most recent of the panels, Eileen asks Cas "how long have you two been married?" Cas signs back, "only two years but we've been together maybe-" a truly broken-down Sam cuts him off dryly "Seven years, fifty days, three hours, and thirty-two minutes." Cas responds "its very odd that you know that, Sam." as if it's Sam's fault. Eileen askes "is your eye twitching?" it is. /END ID

to me, the funniest deancas option is them getting together in like the 5th season because its the option that makes sam's life the hardest and that amuses me (ID in alt)

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spn fanart spn fan comic destiel poor Sam beautiful artwork i love the expressions especially in combination with the ASL
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fandom-cryptid
1 year ago
fandom-cryptid - Long time ago in a Verse far, far away... I fanned
fandom-cryptid - Long time ago in a Verse far, far away... I fanned
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