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You have no idea how hard this made me laugh

Who took the picture? How did they get it? How did they convince Steve to let it happen? Was it for a before-after shot? If so, did they get a picture of tiny Steve, too?

Photographer, focusing only on That Dick (TM): oh yea it’s for science

Do you think the size of Steve’s dick is on record and do you think Tony looked at it out of thirst like the job he is before they met

all the avengers at the breakfast table teasing steve by making wild guesses abt his dick size and then Tony walks in half-asleep an non-caffeinated and says ‘ it’s 9.15 inches, now shut up and give me pancakes’ and the whole room just goes dead fucking silent