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DeathSitter Characters as things my friends and I have said!:

Felix: Oh no! The walrus has learned how to drive!

Mary: Knife Life.

Felix: mARY, MY HANDS ARE KNIVES!

Lloyd: Mary, we don’t murder here!

Mary: YES WE FUCKING DO!

Arthur: Oh god no.

Other Gingerbread Brother: God has no part in this!

Felix: Who died and made HIM king?

Lloyd: His nephew

Mary: I wanna see a dead kid!

Other Gingerbread Brother: I mean, if you’re gonna be a bitch, don’t be a pussy, finish the job!

Ferris: I’m breaking up with you

Ferrand: I’m your brother?

Ferris: …I’m disowning you—

Felicity: I’m 12! What kind of deepest darkest secrets do I have?!

Lloyd: God…if you’re there—

Felix: Hey everybody, wanna do drugs???

Mary: I love this building more than I love an actual person.

Arthur: Why is there a car indoors?!

Other Gingerbread Brother: Why are they playing “Jingle Bells”?! It’s the middle of March!

“Feather Head”: Armadillos keep diggin’…little whooores in my backyard!

Lloyd: I can’t live, laugh, love in these conditions…

Felix: Yeah right, cause I can actually fuck myself with Taco Bell.

Mary: *nodding* I would also go for your eyes if I were a cat.

There’s probably more, but I just…I need friends who like Deathsitter IWBDHSH—

Also…can anyone tell me what Lloyd’s black-haired brother is named? I know the shy Blue haired one is Arthur, but wtf was the other one named??