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Ray: The stars are so beautiful… Y/N: They're just giant balls of gas. Ray: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Y/N: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Ray: Oh…
Ray: Y/N is playing hard to get. Ray: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Ray: Why don’t you go talk to them? Y/N, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure. Ray: What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen? Y/N: They could hear me.
Y/N: BE A BETTER PERSON! Ray: WHY?! Y/N: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
Y/N: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Ray! Ray: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Alternatively could be Janine saying that
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Y/N: Stop doing that. Ray: Stop doing what? Y/N: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Ray: Bro- Y/N: No, no, hold up, rewind. Y/N: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Y/N: Hey, Ray, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? Ray: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Y/N: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? Ray: Can't really say I have. Y/N: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. Ray: Sorry, Y/N. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
Ray: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Y/N: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Y/N: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Ray: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
‘I love me enough for the both of us’- Ray Headcannons!! @fuckshitslover thought you may like this :)
• Late nights at the skatepark with him are the best. He just likes to sit and talk. If you wanna talk about your family, he’ll listen. Your friends? He’ll listen. Something you love or that is bothering you? He’ll listen.
• He is a sweet guy, but is just with the wrong kind of people. Now, he loves his friends and they love him, but they sometimes are the best to be around.
• Has dreams of becoming a famous skater or a lawyer. He wants to make good money so he can provide for his family and for you and him.
• He holds you hand as he teaches you how to skate.
“You’ve got it. Just push your foot a bit, alright?” He tells you as you finally get your balance on the board. “I don’t know Ray… what if I fall?” You ask him as I stand on the board before losing you balance a bit. Of course, he’s your shoulder to lean on, letting you fall as he catches you. “Than I’ll catch you. Just like how I did.” He says to you and he gets you back on the board with a smile. “Okay, now just kick your foot.” He tells you, holding you hand as you do so. He walks slowly with the board. “See, you’re flying.” He says to you with a bright smile on his face,
• Will have fourth grade take a few videos of you guys together before putting it into one little movie for you guys to see later on.