Reader X - Tumblr Posts
[21:55] you twirl around and, pop one untouched lollipop into the persons mouth, sending them a smile before turning around, nearly hitting the pole but a hand stops you from bumping your head.
“Thank you,” was what you mouthed at the person on the phone before walking away with a smile.
Another gen z reader pls!
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
Yandere Muzan x Gen Z! Reader.
Also, this will contain TRIGGERING THEMES!! It could be anything, like mentions of murder, blood, obsession, anything yandere related. Basically dark content, so if you are NOT comfortable with such stuff, please do not read this post!
Okay, so before we start this shit, just know that Muzan here is kind of gonna be like, only good to you and shit.
"My love, I'm back-" Muzan announced as he started taking off his coat like they did in those 90s shit. Or not. God, my memory is fucking shit. That does not matter, for the only goal in your mind at the moment is to find a excuse to get away from this ugly orange of a demon.
"Oh no, I forgot to water my baguettes! I am so sorry, I must take my leave right now!" Just as you said that, your baguettes in the background screamed, "Hydrate us, [Name]!"
I can't even properly tell you how hard Muzan face palmed at your so stupid attempts to try and escape his affection??? And he doesn't even wanna know who you bribed to wear baguette costumes and say to hydrate them.. What did you even bribe them with???
One of them was probably Enmu.
Muzan, himself doesn't know why the fuck he finds you so amusing. It's probably because you are like, literally playing with your life. Literally.
Evidence is the time when you once tried drinking bleach because first, it looked tasty, and second, you wanted to know what bleach tastes like.
And my God, it did not taste as good as it looked like! IT WAS A SCAM. No one ever scammed you this hard. It tasted like extremely concentrated swimming pool water.
Oh that reminds you of the time when you drank swimming pool water-
And in the Taisho Era, there is no shit like fanfics or memes so Muzan can more than often find random drawings...which are memes but his boomer brain can't process what's so funny about it. Like, talking croissants are funny- no, not the ones you find on Kids YT.
But as I said there are no fanfics, and my goodness do you love reading, proof is of you reading this. So let's hope you like reading books too.
No fanfics. What can you do? Probably read Shakespeare. I'm bullshitting my way through this, please deal with it.
Of course, after reading Shakespeare your grammar and vocabulary got a lot better! Which Muzan liked, a lot.
But,,,,, you being you, now even have more ways to insult Muzan. Like,
Thou base decayed ingested-lump!
Thou perfidious weather-bitten writhled shrimp!
Thou fawning fool-born filthy rogue!
And you could go on and on, but let Muzan have a break.
It's so funny to the uppermoons, especially Douma, when Muzan is just 'scolding' them by 'gently' smashing there heads in and you come in and go, "Awww, mama duckling scolding her ducklings..." As you pretend to make a video with your phone which you don't have because Muzan broke it because he's an asshole.
And as soon as you come in, somehow all the blood disappears and everything is normal as he kisses your forehead and asks, "What are you doing here, darling, did I not tell you to not leave your room?"
Everyone present could feel the temperature drop when Muzan said that, and that was not a good sign.
"YOU AREN'T MY MOM." As soon as you said that, you ran away faster than light because you are....idk. You were able to run away mostly because Muzan let you, but trust me when I say that he wasn't angry at you, more so at the demons who he kept at your room's door to prevent you from leaving the room.
And those poor, poor demons who were now begging for their lives as Muzan glared at them, "I gave you one job, one job.."
That's just when you had to again come in, "CUT!" You yelled, "Do it again, but this time, with more feelings." The demons and Muzan nodded, "ACTION!" You said as the scene started again, this time, with more feeling.
One time you just pointed at one ugly demon and said, "This does not spark joy," Muzan killed it. And then after seeing what Muzan did to the ones you said that to, "This does not spark joy," you said to Muzan. Pointing at him.
And after that, he was seen sulking the whole day because he thinks you hate him, which you do. I hope. I don't know.
MASTERLIST
Social media Au- part 1
Just trying.... part 2??
Probably won’t be able to post next week, so two questions:
Who do you want to portray you in this Au? I was thinking of Chloe Bennet (mostly) and maybe Camila Mendes (sometimes)
Who do you want to end up with? I have an idea but I may be open to suggestions
Social media Au- Part 2
Social media Au- Part 4
There is a part 4.1 because I couldn’t add all the picture in this post. Go check it out
Social media Au- Part 4.1
Go read Part 4 first
Social media Au- Part 6
Just a quick part to wish you a Merry Christmas
Also who is the secret santa???
Social media Au- Part 7
Social media Au- Part 8
Feedback it’s always welcome, let me know what you think
P.s. You probably don’t care, but I’m pretty sure I’m gonna change my name here on tumblr. Just letting you know
Social media Au- Part 9
Dodger’s post is set a couple of days prior to the other post.
Today is my birthday so I decided to make it Y/now birthday in this Au too... you can imagine is any day of the year....
Sorry if there are any mistakes
I’ll post more about the birthday later today or tomorrow.... there are any celebrities you’d like to wish you happy birthday? I’m not sure I’ll include it in the next part but I’ll try 😘
Taglist: @sesamepancakes @slytherinambitious
Social Media Au - Part 9.5
I was supposed to post another part like a week ago but I didn’t have any inspiration. So in the end the first two pictures are about the birthday, after the cut it’s another post all together... sorry for the confusion
Social media Au taglist: @sesamepancakes @slytherinambitious
Permanent taglist: @jwspiter
Social media Au -Part 10
Probably gonna end this story soon... I kinda lost the motivation and the inspiration
P.s. I used to be shipshipshipau in case there is any confusion
Taglist : @sesamepancakes @slytherinambitious
Social media Au- Part 11
P.s. I would like to do another Twitter part but only if you help me with questions to tweet.
Taglist: @sesamepancakes @slytherinambitious
Social Media Au- Part 12
I know it’s been weeks since the Oscar and that I usually use Chloe Bennet’s face in this Au, but Amanda Seyfried was a goddess at the Oscar so I had to make a post
Taglist: @sesamepancakes @slytherinambitious @little-smurf
Social media Au- Part 13
English is not my first language so I’m sorry if there are any mistakes.
FEEDBACK IS ALWAYS WELCOME AND APPRECIATED ❤️
Taglist: @sesamepancakes @slytherinambitious @little-smurf @tanyaherondale
Social Media Au- Part 14
English is not my first language so I’m sorry if there are any mistakes.
FEEDBACK IS ALWAYS WELCOME AND APPRECIATED ❤️
Taglist: @sesamepancakes @slytherinambitious @little-smurf @tanyaherondale
Social media Au- Part 15
This is me trying to get back into this Au… 😂😂
Taglist: @sesamepancakes @slytherinambitious @little-smurf @tanyaherondale @mytbel0st @freyathehuntress @high-on-darren-criss
It’s been so long since I posted something so if I forgot to tag someone I’m sorry
Social Media -Part 16
Taglist: @sesamepancakes @slytherinambitious @little-smurf @tanyaherondale @mytbel0st @freyathehuntress @high-on-darren-criss @wanniiieeee
A quick part 💍