Reading Back On This As I Edit It I Realized That Logan And Roman Sound Like Chastising Mothers - Tumblr Posts

Logan: And to conclude the chore list- Patton and Virgil are on yard duty.

* In unison *

Virgil: Ugh, nature.

Patton: Yay, nature!

Roman: Alright everyone, off to your battle stations! * flourishes a broom like a sword and runs off to clean *

~ later on in the yard ~

Virgil: These sticks are too...sticky.

Patton: C'mon, Virgie, we only have a few more left in the front yard to pick up!

Virgil: Yeah, but then we still have the backyard. Stupid backyard. I hate everything right now.

Virgil: * looks over shoulder at some of the wild spring flowers that are growing *

Virgil: Except for those little guys. They're pretty cool, I guess.

Patton: Oooh, pretty! * gasps * Virgil, let's pick some to bring inside. We can put some in a vase- it'll be SCENTsational.

Patton: * giggles at pun * How about it, kiddo?

Virgil: * looks down at sticks in his arms before abruptly throwing them down half-hazardly * Sure, why not? Anything to get out of chores, Pat.

~ and yet even later on in the yard ~

Logan: * walking outside to inspect the yard, only to stop dead in his tracks *

Patton: * Is wearing a flower crown and  placing a necklace of flowers around Virgil's neck as they sit in a patch of wild flowers together *

Virgil: * looks over at Logan * Sup, dude?

Logan: Wha-what do you mean "Sup, dude?"??? * finger quoting frantically * "What is up" is that this yard does not appear to be finished at all. Roman and I have both completed- and on my part, excelled- at our assigned tasks.

Roman: * leaning out the door with flowery gloves and bandana still on * Did someone say excellent? Because I certainly am!

Roman: * notices what's going on * Oh my. * laughs * Well doesn't this appear to be straight out of a story book? But this kingdom doesn't run itself, you know. We all need to be doing our part, you two!

Logan: * shaking his head * No, no. It is my own error. I should have known better than to pair these two up when it concerns something serious.

Patton and Virgil: * now both have on a flower crown and lei, blissfully having gone back to ignoring the other two *

Logan: Honestly, they are like children on a play date.